Pooch Cafe by Paul Gilligan for March 19, 2021

keep your hypotheses to yourself, Hudson

For once, there are consequences for Poncho’s actions…

You won’t die, you will just wish you were dead!

Now can’t help thinking about the sheer amount of scars these ol’ guys from ZZ Top are hiding…

""What doesn’t kill you …"

… will hopefully be something you can learn a lesson from?

If the ghost is old, that may also mean that you die young Poncho, and it’s the ghost of your young self that ages!

Poncho next time don’t get so close when you throw the pie ;-)

What’s Santa hiding?

Hafta say, Poncho IS using ‘dog logic’. He’s just applying it to situations that most dogs don’t.

Forgot to check the slack in Razorjaw’s chain, did ya, Ponch?

Poor dog… already chained in the yard all the time and now this.

Poncho is as stoopid as Chesney (TEN CATS) and as ‘competitive’ as Carl (OLLIE AND QUENTIN). I’ll stop here to finish reading my line-up.

Poncho hasn’t been to Stavromula Beta.

Stupid is as stupid does…….

Laughed out loud!!

That looked like a pretty stout chain on the dog…must’ve been really torqued!

Wonder what the W stands for?

What Widdle Woggie-doggie we will cawre forw

You might not die, but you’d be surprised what you can live through..