Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for March 10, 2021

Man, are you Cruziin’.

I think he is on Cruz control.

Or driven across the border in a car with a Biden sticker using a disguise and speaking with a NY accent.

“Mr. Border Patrol Agent, it’s just a coincidence I happen to have the same name as that crazy Texas guy and that my wife and kids have the same names as his.”

You two would vote for him anyway.

THE GREAT STATE OF RE.PUB. TEXAS

First the facial hair that did nothing for him – or anyone else. Then he tripped over his own ego. Then he thought that being seen handing out food someone else set up and stocked was gonna prove he was just a great guy after all. Sisyphus, move over. You ain’t alone on that slope.

exactly – what was he thinking…?

Funny, he doesn’t look like Ted Cruz.

[slow lame clap]

At least he isn’t screwing over us Texans when he is in Mexico.