Pickles by Brian Crane for April 04, 2021

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    I’ve seen a suggestion that “And he was, like, no way, José!” is an exact statement of fact: The speaker is saying that he did something LIKE say the reported phrase.

    As for Earl’s number of questions, MY first question is: “Why is he counting?” PS: When I’m writing I fairly often start with “TWO hings: … 1; 2; 3.” then I back up and change that TWO to THREE.

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    Templo S.U.D.  over 3 years ago

    Thomas Edison had a lot of questions when as a boy, but his teachers were fed up with all of them.

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    monkeysky  over 3 years ago

    There are still dinosaurs, today, it’s just that they’re a lot smaller on average than they used to be.

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    WaitingMan  over 3 years ago

    Why is Madison Square Garden round?

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    cracker65  over 3 years ago

    Darned tootin you can.

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    dadoctah  over 3 years ago

    I just got recommended a YouTube video on “what’s a question you have that Google can’t answer?”

    That’s it right there.

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    Sanspareil  over 3 years ago

    It’s like, y’know, Earl, Nelson goes “what” and you’re like whoa, and Nelson says “dude” and you’re like what? and Nelson goes “say what” and you’re like WTF and Nelsons like “OMG” and your’e like jeez and …………….

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    iggyman  over 3 years ago

    A long time before there was an internet, a friend if mine mentioned a googol is a 1 with 100 zeros after it, sometimes spelled google!

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    iggyman  over 3 years ago

    In the 1960s the buzz word was “Question authority” !

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    hariseldon59  over 3 years ago

    That’s why some of us became scientists, so we could continue to ask those sorts of questions.

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    jamessveta  over 3 years ago

    Don’t ask too many questions. You probably won’t like the answers.

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    Breadboard  over 3 years ago

    Lynyrd Skynyrd …Don’t Ask Me No Questions …

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    Sometimes, once you get started …

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    MayCauseBurns  over 3 years ago

    No matter what the question, the answer is 42.

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    e.groves  over 3 years ago

    “Ask me no questions, I’ll tell you no lies.”

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    Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Happy Easter!

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    ERBEN2  over 3 years ago

    This is even more that even I could ask for the precious Roscoe in todays comic . A special nod goes for the silhouette in the fifth frame , BIG TIME there , and in frame two he is just walking along and the TOP ! One for today is the last frame with Roscoes with his rear paw in motion scratching his back . Thanks to Brian , you out did yourself today . The Best Easter to you and your family today . And to those who do not like what I just comment on I pray that Joe Bidens dog Major comes to see you . : )

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    jmworacle  over 3 years ago

    I like Roscoe’s expression.

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    iggyman  over 3 years ago

    You should know a lot of the answers by now, Earl, but there never is too much knowledge!

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Earl never did answer Nelson’s questions but HAPPY EASTER!

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    TSRaman  over 3 years ago

    No dinosaurus. Plenty of thesaurus

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    ANIMAL  over 3 years ago

    Yeah…… like that’s it – Blame the age thing

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    basspro  over 3 years ago

    Who-What? Diana Shore she died in 1994.

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    Moonyea  over 3 years ago

    Happy Easter

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    timbob2313 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    All good questions Earl

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    Substitute “init” for “like” for the UK.

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    kathleenhicks62  over 3 years ago

    Like, wow!

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    w16521  over 3 years ago

    Another question seniors ask every hour: Where’s the bathroom?

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    DondiDoo  over 3 years ago

    As what age do your opinions matter more than facts?

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    Linguist  over 3 years ago

    The older I get, the more complex are the questions I have and the less satisfactory are the answers.

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    sandflea  over 3 years ago

    I can’t stand everyone saying “so” when they start to answer a question.

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    zeexenon  over 3 years ago

    No it will not infect you, but it will effect you, he answered with affectation.

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    Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Well, like, you know, I mean, um, … I’m just sayin’.

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    Buckeye67  over 3 years ago

    No one really wants to know the answer to Earl first question.

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    Old Man River  over 3 years ago

    My favorite is “Why” . Repeat as necessary

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    KevDoneIt  over 3 years ago

    I hear this all the time, “I was like and he was like and then I was like” with also acting out the encounter. It is never I said so and so and he replied,

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    daking27  over 3 years ago

    I think Earl missed the most important questions for him these days, based on his history: “What’s for dinner?” That may be the only question, other than “When is dinner?”

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