Close to Home by John McPherson for March 11, 2021

Even Bleeb has his own pogo stick. I remember pogo sticking all the way around the block when I was a kid. Boeing……boing!

Hell’s Pogo Stickers???

Better keep up, Bleeb.

They didn’t stick to motorcycles but sprang in a new direction!

It makes sense that they would terrorize a shoe shop. Pay us the protection money or we’ll pogo all over every pair of shoes you sell.

When using two hands for control it’s difficult to carry a Confederate flag, a tiki torch and/or weapon of choice.

I’m a Discworld fan, and I picture the shoestore name as CMOT Dibler’s Shoes.

“Two pairs for the price of three, and that’s Cutting Me Own Throat.”

Should the sound affect be bong bong.

Hell’s Angels on Pogo Sticks.

They’re already to “Spring Forward” into Daylight Saving Time this weekend.

Best Bleeb ever!

Unionized group of bouncers?

Boing’s Angels.

Rebel pogo stickers definitely pose a clear and present danger to the peace and quiet of our beautiful town. Lets remove all the man hole covers and watch the show. …ha

They retuned the spring from a boing to a deep resonant brass gong.

“Yo, Sonny!”

“Yeah, Duke?”

“Watch this… I’m gonna do a one-handed pogo!”

“That’s pretty cool! But watch this, I’m gonna do NO-HANDS! If I can do no hands on a motor cycle, then I can do ……………

Sorry, but I can’t find anything funny in this one.

Their leader is Billy…

(ref. Berke Breathed’s Bloom County)

Anything’s better than Hell’s Grannies!

Ah, a Boyd fan. Long live westerns of yesteryear!

The Pogo Boys!

On their way to Spring Break.

You guys get rid of that pickleheit before you put someone’s eye out.

Evil? But Pogo was my favorite comic strip!

The worst part is they never stay synchronized and don’t take well to having it pointed out. Also, left out the woman riding pillion.

So they are the ones to finally displace the skateboard gang?

Can someone explain this one? The seedy guys on pogo sticks? The terrified woman? The shoe display? I must be missing an important reference.

Don’t look Ethel!

I’m worried that Bleeb’s bouncing with the wrong crowd.

Pogo Punks

In honor of Pogo, She has seen the enemy, and it is us."

The guy with the pointy hat might get stuck to ceiling

There’s another gang in town driving the lime scooters.

I hope Bleeb knows what he’s doing, that looks like a mean bunch of hombres.

The sound effects of all these guys on pogo sticks would get really annoying.

even bleeb is bouncing