Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for March 15, 2021

Can’t find it with both hands, even though it’s attached to his backside.

I keep my caboodle locked up for safety reasons.

“We’re just going for a walk around the block …

… you don’t need the whole kit and caboodle”.

“Nor do we need the whole ball of wax”

“… or the whole shebang. … or nine yards …”

It’s kit AND caboodle. So they should be together or at least nearby each other. It will be in the last place you look.

Hope you find it because they no longer make them with quality materials in the US. Also, they don’t make them separately nowadays and the caboodle black market is expensive.

He needs a rearview mirror.

“I know what a kit is, but what’s a caboodle?” George Carlin.

Etsy will probably sell you a kit to make a new caboodle.

Look in your old bag…bet you’ll smile.

My problem isn’t finding either of those but grabbing everything. It is never quite whole…

I have a concealed carry permit for my caboodle. It’s not an open-carry state here.

Your “kit” is your bag of stuff. (“Pack up you troubles in your old kit bag…”)

Your “caboodle” is the group of people you’re with or joining. We all misplaced most of our caboodle this past year – make sure they’re wearing masks when you greet them again!