Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 26, 2021

Susie would get out of there if she’s as smart as we assume she is.

Plot twist: Hobbes is stalling so Susie will get away safely.

Susie will soon be the mushy…..apple of your eye.

Calvin: “We have a surprise for you”

Susie. “We? You and who?”

Run Susie, Run !

At least Hobbes gets a promotion. Maybe something like “The Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler”?

That’s your cue Susie to get the heck out of Dodge, so to speak.

Susie, you know that saying about what curiosity did to the cat? If you stay there any longer, you’re about to find out why they have that saying!

“I’ll help you out if you’ll agree that our new club name is Calvin’s a Dope!”

When a rat tells you what to do, do something different.

Oh oh, it’s about to rain mushy apples. This is so wrong.

Why does she even go near the tree?

She’ll step aside and then pound the snot out of Calvin.

yeah, that’ll work %

Just keep walking, Susie. (Another storyline where Watterson depicts the problem of a neighborhood with too few kids.)

Knowing Calvin as she does, Suzie will be out of there so fast, the air will crackle.

Sylvester to the baby kangaroo: "Stand still, so I can hit you!’

For a guy who lives entirely inside his imagination, Calvin sure does fail a lot.

Just a sec’, there’s a knighthood ceremony going on.

Such a persuasive argument – I’m sure she’ll remain right there.

Calvin’s GROSS idea

So that one apple falling off the tree inspired Newton to go on and develop the equations for the movement all of the heavenly bodies he could see at the time. Some apple.

No matter what conflict happens, Calvin and Hobbes always repair their friendship!

Susie: When asked what gift you would like, go for a shield sized trampoline. Getting smacked with slush balls, water balloons, and mushy apples will be a thing of the past.

Chicks dig dudes who pelt them with mushy apples.

A mushy apple a day keeps slimy gals away!

Keep going, Cal! Girls just love that “mushy” talk.

I wish Watterson wasn’t retired

Love these comic ’romances". Calvin and Susie. Leo and Eva. Louis and Taryn (that one may just work out). Nancy and Sluggo. Lila and….who knows? LuAnn and….(see Lila).

Very well played by Hobbes. Today, Calvin, we are teaching you the meaning of “ Leverage”.