Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for April 03, 2021

I was thinking more of whips and chains. Something along the line of " The beatings will continue until morale improves "

As good as a 2 for 1 deal might seem, I’d rather have a spotter when lifting weights, over somebody taking notes. “The dumbbell appears to have slipped from the patient’s hands, and fell onto his neck, breaking it”. Yeah, no.

Dude, you don’t look like a body builder guy.

Shouldn’t there be an ampersand between the two word on the door?

He’s come to get a weight off his mind.

Switch out the barbell for an anvil and you’ve got two of the iconic comics tropes in one strip.

Move the shrink’s office to a desert island and make it three.

I wish my Physical Therapy was that easy.

Well, one thing for sure. His problem won’t last long.

From the looks of him, I doubt he can lift the small one!

Exercise can be therapeutic.

“I’m ready! Lay it on me, Doc!”

Hey Wiley, Is this a riddle? Do we need to figure out how many Dumbbells in this strip?

Another twofer: Vet and taxidermist with the shingle: “Either way, you get your dog back.”

(Courtesy of Click and Clack.)

Well, if you can’t get your head on right you might as well get your body tight. …or vice versa.

Some people can’t pass up a two-for-the-price-of-one deal.

“Tell me how you feel about….leg day?”

err, wait a minute… did I get the right room?

I’m outta heeeeere

Psychology is a hard lift.

For most people that would be a chin up rather than a weight lift.

“I’m sorry about the weight, come on in and let’s start working out your problems.”

How about a treadmill… a stress test, and just when you’re ready to pass out, he asks ‘’How do you feel about that?’’

Perfect Non Sequitur!!

Mens sana in corpore sano (A men’s sauna in a corporate setting?)

This one’s a stretch.

I’ve been taking physical therapy for my arm and this is funny because you do kind of chat with your trainer each time.

It’s my mother, doc. She never let me play with dumbbells.

That couch is going to get pretty Rank after a couple dozen clients sweat all over it.

Sooo, that’s why my physical therapy has been failing.

So the patient asks for a spotter and the doc flashes a Rorschach test.