Loose Parts by Dave Blazek for March 29, 2021

Now we re-name Genesis to IKEA.

So THAT"S how He did ti!!!!

The Big Bang Theory is the most ridiculous extrapolation ever postulated.

Not sure how the inflationary model fits in here.

Expansion may take some time, please be patient!

That explains everything except where the package came from.

Is this a little like opening Pandora’s Box?

" Item will expand…..with a BANG!"

Hope that’s not the Life Raft from the Minnow.

How do you stop this thing from expanding?

Some assembly required.

I think that pretty much is the inflation theory…

Jaaaane! How do ya stop this crazy thing?

Given the results, it’s hard to believe he followed the directions…

We’re so inflated now, as it is….

Where’s the ACME label?

See Dick van Dyke episode

1. Release shipping straps.

A Jesuit priest was the first to propose the Big Bang Theory. The Catholic church has accepted it as the origin of the Universe since the 1950s.

Now I don’t know what to believe. I have an old Nurit Karlin cartoon from New Yorker magazine which shows god blowing a bubble wand to create the universe,

I read Isaac Asimov’s short story “The Last Question” in which a supercomputer was asked about reversing entropy. The computer kept growing and trying to answer the question until the final computer (after the universe had died) knew the answer which was “let there be light.”

Packing list. One space/time continuum.

Hey, at least it wasn’t a “pull my finger” moment!

Ikea universe?

Check the mobile tea leaf controls.