Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for April 01, 2021

In your own mind, anyway, and that’s why I left you for someone decent.

Princess syndrome.

April Fools! :-D

No comments until we hear the other side of the story, Aunty!

There’s no such thing as unicorns. Get some help while you still can, Aunty.

Horny……

Speshul you are today !

I feel like I’ve been dumped.

Actually, Aunty, you ass-u-me a lot. Yet, OTOH, unicorns don’t exist and neither do you.

And just whom do you think that you are talking to, Aunty!!

You are equally equines. Strong and not very bright.

Whew! Dodged a bullet, there! ㋡

i have met a few donkeys in my life…and i have been a donkey a few times in taking the said donkey’s back…i was then just told, to rip off that bandaid…and stop picking the healing scab and move on in life…and i make sure that i remember that, cuz those said donkey’s are the asses

When fishes flew and forests walkedAnd figs grew on thorn,Some moment when the moon was bloodThen surely I was born.

With monstrous head and sickening cryAnd ears like errant wings,The devil’s walking parodyOn all four-footed things.

The tattered outlaw of the earthOf ancient crooked will;Starve, scourge, deride me: I am dumb,I keep my secret still.

Fools! I also had my hour;One far fierce hour and sweet:There was a shout before my ears,And palms before my feet.

“The Donkey” by G.K. Chesterton(When being a donkey triumphs over being a unicorn).

You’re right it wouldn’t, you’re one dimensional myth.

Does that mean you can’t take Aunty for a Ride unless you’re a Virgin?