Aunty Acid by Ged Backland for May 20, 2021

Yep.

And how.

But you make such a bad impression when you flap your lip.

We should not judge you, but we can judge your actions.

Not judgment, Aunty … discernment.

We knows you for years, Aunty. We can judges you.

Judge not, lest ye yourselves be judged.

We know everything you do, Aunty.

Decent advice but, sadly, rarely lived by.

Better yet, MYOB. . .and I’ll be minding mine!

You live your life in public. Guess what?

Yes, Aunty..whatever. Anyway, your story is whopper.

Just quit showing us your underwear, ’kay?

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Though I cannot judge you while overlooking my own faults, I can judge you from your actions.

You’re just asking for trouble here, Aunty.

I can’t walk in your shoes. My foots’s are too big.

No thanks, wearing go-go boots ain’t my thing.

Aunty, if you want us to live your life, what do we do with ours?!

Don’t worry Ged, we all like you.

Failing that, walk a mile in my ragged old shoes.

I need to find some way to get rid of them.

Profound, profound, profound.