Reality Check by Dave Whamond for April 01, 2021

Especially on the sites that require a credit card.

Smellovision.

If I had a dollar for every time I’ve said that…

“A (real) sniff is worth a thousand pictures”

Hey Boy, before you leave click here to find all the bee-atches in your neighborhood who want you now.

This isn’t even remotely close to the real thing…I’ll pass

For adult German Schnozers only.

Yeah- since I’m using my owner’s computer; everything smells like Cheetohs and Mt. Dew!

“Hinder”… Great name for the website …!

Another might be “SpotmarX” …!

You’re supposed to scratch your touch-screen first.

(I wouldn’t touch this joke with someone else’s sniffer.)

Do NOT Google “virtual butt sniffs.”

Just go find a leg to hump.

LOL “Hinder”. :-D