Rubes by Leigh Rubin for March 25, 2021

Better watch out, Bunny — I’ve heard disquieting (for you) rumors about what bears use to wipe…

Yep rabbit ultra soft and ultra strong better than Charmin®.

Well, at least it’s not bath‍room humor.

Tomorrow night’s guest: the shark to tell us what happens in the ocean.

A rabbit is sitting in the forest doing his potty and a bear sits next to him and starts to do his potty. The rabbit is nervous but must stay to finish. The bear turns to the rabbit and says, “Do you have any problems with poop sticking to your fur?” The rabbit replies, “No.” At that moment the bear grabs the rabbit and wipes.

And I already wondered why the water from the mountain spring where I drank from tasted so…weird

I hope that wipes this subject off the books.

Enjoy the go!

Fancy that.

Not one of those Charmin’ bears.

“But the woods don’t have bi—”

“I SAID BIDET, SIR!”

Bidet and binight too.

Pine cone

Well, until today, I had never heard the term ‘bidet’. The comics make me laugh AND learn.

So, all those rumours about you hoarding bunny rabbits during the recent pandemic was all fake news, eh.

As in “None of your bidet!”

Larry King (RIP) is a rabbit. Tribute or slander?

BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hiya Happyx3!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Darn. I wanted to be the first with the “bear and rabbit pooping in the woods” joke! :-D

The bear wiped himself with the rabbit since the **it didn’t stick to his fur

Johnny the rabbit and his sidekick Ed the bear?