Bottom Liners by Eric and Bill Teitelbaum for April 03, 2021

I guess he was in the zone.

He got too involved in selling the sizzle, and blew the deal.

It seems the salesman is like both the pitcher and the batter.

… Did he strike out? Did he get a hit?

Did a relief pitcher come in and save the deal/game?

Always write it on your palm!

And I still made the sale!

Couldn’t be that good a product…..

Illinois politicians never forget. Basically, they’re just trying to stay in power – no matter what.

I think you just sold the Eiffel Tower.

Oh, so that’s what happened to the first ceremonial pitch of the season

Cricket and it’s called bowling.

Maybe, he was “pitching woo?”

TURM LIMETS FOR ALL POLITICIANS.