The annoyed elephants are the worst.
Anyone want to go political on this?
If it’s anything like life, the degree of self-certainty is usually inversely matched by their comprehension of the topic.
for some strange reason Paradise by the Dashboard Light comes to mind with the line “parking by the lake, not another car in sight”
Not only that, you must do them WELL.
I hope he can play “Crocodile Rock”
No! No! Adarsh, that’s not a snake! … it’s a crocodile!
No! No! Akshay … crawl away very, very slowly. That’s not a cobra! … its a black mamba.
Arggg … This is the last time I will take a field trip to Africa!
That looks like an alligator. There are no alligators in India. Is this Florida?
His charming skills were a load of croc.
This is what happens when you have your charm school by a swamp.
As the sly crock waits for an attack…
“Okay, ‘Step 1. Find a snake’. Oh, I found one! See ya!” I said just before I dropped the course.
For the sake of the teacher, I hope the guy who didn’t follow the steps paid his tuition in advance.
And it’’s mating season in the land ‘o gators…
Ivan, the seated Flautist, is about to demonstrate why #2 is so important.
I think the hardest part about charming a snake is learning to play that flute thing.
This reminds me of an episode of M*A*S*H where Hawkeye and BJ have to disarm a bomb by getting instructions over a radio.
“Cut the red wire … but first.”
Sounds like IKEA instructions to me.
That shake charmer is safe. As a vet once told me when taking my dog’s temperature, “I’ve never been bitten by this end”.
Any new experience can leave a lasting memory.
At least the gator is facing the other way.
Crocky seems to object, he says the flute player’s order is just fine by him. (urrp, burp, smack, smack)
Some people have to learn the hard way.
The VCroc is thinking " The heck with the flute, there’s a golfer on the other side"
The crock got tired of waiting for a scene in Pearls Before Swine, and is moonlighting on Non Sequitur.
Somewhere in here is a tail of caution.
That’ll work like a “charm”!!!
Like the great M*A*S*H episode where Hawkeye and McIntyre are defusing a bomb:
Cut the red wire.
But first remove the fuse.
Fatal instruction. Snakes are deaf to high frequencies – alligators are not.
“We’re gonna need a bigger basket.”
I was always told that a snake in the grass was something else…
Am I the only one who read “snake charm school” and thought, Miss Manners teaching snakes proper etiquette?
My niece is an herpetologist, but her master’s thesis was on the life cycles of salamanders living in ponds that dried up in rainless periods (or something to that effect).
You could play that flute all night waiting for that “Log” to coil up and lift up it’s head.
Unless it’s Hungry, that is. Rumor has it that they are Always Hungry.
I’d be more interested in enrolling in Bear Charming School.
The “flute” is for show, the snake has no ears.
Snakes can’t hear a flute. And gators and crocs are not green.
February 16, 2022
marilynnbyerly over 3 years ago
The annoyed elephants are the worst.
in.amongst over 3 years ago
Anyone want to go political on this?
HidariMak1 over 3 years ago
If it’s anything like life, the degree of self-certainty is usually inversely matched by their comprehension of the topic.
EasternWoods over 3 years ago
for some strange reason Paradise by the Dashboard Light comes to mind with the line “parking by the lake, not another car in sight”
Concretionist over 3 years ago
Not only that, you must do them WELL.
Superfrog over 3 years ago
I hope he can play “Crocodile Rock”
flashdrive1988 over 3 years ago
No! No! Adarsh, that’s not a snake! … it’s a crocodile!
No! No! Akshay … crawl away very, very slowly. That’s not a cobra! … its a black mamba.
Arggg … This is the last time I will take a field trip to Africa!
AnotherFineMess over 3 years ago
That looks like an alligator. There are no alligators in India. Is this Florida?
nosirrom over 3 years ago
His charming skills were a load of croc.
Doug K over 3 years ago
This is what happens when you have your charm school by a swamp.
Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
As the sly crock waits for an attack…
Say What? Premium Member over 3 years ago
“Okay, ‘Step 1. Find a snake’. Oh, I found one! See ya!” I said just before I dropped the course.
Lawrence.S over 3 years ago
For the sake of the teacher, I hope the guy who didn’t follow the steps paid his tuition in advance.
MS72 over 3 years ago
And it’’s mating season in the land ‘o gators…
Redd Panda over 3 years ago
Ivan, the seated Flautist, is about to demonstrate why #2 is so important.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago
I think the hardest part about charming a snake is learning to play that flute thing.
dflak over 3 years ago
This reminds me of an episode of M*A*S*H where Hawkeye and BJ have to disarm a bomb by getting instructions over a radio.
“Cut the red wire … but first.”
Sounds like IKEA instructions to me.
DondiDoo over 3 years ago
That shake charmer is safe. As a vet once told me when taking my dog’s temperature, “I’ve never been bitten by this end”.
sandpiper over 3 years ago
Any new experience can leave a lasting memory.
WDemBlk Premium Member over 3 years ago
At least the gator is facing the other way.
JDP_Huntington Beach over 3 years ago
Crocky seems to object, he says the flute player’s order is just fine by him. (urrp, burp, smack, smack)
garcoa over 3 years ago
Some people have to learn the hard way.
c141starlifter over 3 years ago
The VCroc is thinking " The heck with the flute, there’s a golfer on the other side"
Ermine Notyours over 3 years ago
The crock got tired of waiting for a scene in Pearls Before Swine, and is moonlighting on Non Sequitur.
the lost wizard over 3 years ago
Somewhere in here is a tail of caution.
paranormal over 3 years ago
That’ll work like a “charm”!!!
uniquename over 3 years ago
Like the great M*A*S*H episode where Hawkeye and McIntyre are defusing a bomb:
Cut the red wire.
But first remove the fuse.
mistercatworks over 3 years ago
Fatal instruction. Snakes are deaf to high frequencies – alligators are not.
Bookworm over 3 years ago
“We’re gonna need a bigger basket.”
6turtle9 over 3 years ago
I was always told that a snake in the grass was something else…
vanaals over 3 years ago
Am I the only one who read “snake charm school” and thought, Miss Manners teaching snakes proper etiquette?
JenSolo02 over 3 years ago
My niece is an herpetologist, but her master’s thesis was on the life cycles of salamanders living in ponds that dried up in rainless periods (or something to that effect).
bakana over 3 years ago
You could play that flute all night waiting for that “Log” to coil up and lift up it’s head.
Unless it’s Hungry, that is. Rumor has it that they are Always Hungry.
Daeder over 3 years ago
I’d be more interested in enrolling in Bear Charming School.
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 3 years ago
The “flute” is for show, the snake has no ears.
Cactus-Pete over 3 years ago
Snakes can’t hear a flute. And gators and crocs are not green.