B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 31, 2021

Yah Lady sheese .. Maybe the snake will win one make up for those beatings

Goodbye! Talk about not saving a life and being selfless.

Well HALLELUJAH!!!!

The Snake Strikes Back!!!!

It’s the dread Mask Viper.

The snake didn’t wanna go over her nose.

You better hope she doesn’t find her club, snake!

No wonder Jane hates that snake so much.

Now I KNOW it’s a different woman.

JANE yells, panics and runs.

FAT BROAD would have been carrying a club and beat it to a bloody pulp on the spot. If no club on hand then she would have practiced tying square knots. They have had a feud going for ages: https://johnhartstudios.com/bcstrips/2011/october/BC_Sun_10_16_11cfc.jpg

…said the guy who left his at home.

And the poor snake wonders why he gets whumped.

Snake takes his shots when he gets ‘em. He knows he’ll pay later on. Snowball bash was the best.

I like it when my dog misses me and is glad to see me when I come home, but when a snake is so glad to see you, I’d think I’d work on my lack of charm and friendship.

Snakey seems to be getting the upper hand against the Fat Broad these days.

“… and … you’re not supposed to wear it so tight …”

Jane needs to learn the universal sign of choking.

Finally, the worm, err, snake turns, I mean she’s been battering that snake for at least 70 years..

Finally, Jane is someone’s squeeze….

Another B.C. that’s over my head and nose.

Yup B.C., she’s always so wrapped up in herself, right?

Finally, the snake gets revenge.

Says the guy without a snake at all. …sheesh.

It is hard to cover a really large nose.

How often I’ve wanted to holler at those that wear their mask over their mouth only. Worse yet, the ones that only protect their chin.

Now I understand why she hates snakes so much.

Snake’s getting even for all those bashings she gave it.

So all this time, her fear of snakes was legit!

Helping snake,instead of fat broad?

She’s getting old.

New fashion trend=snakeskin mask

Yeah, I knew that at least one of Earth’s life forms would evolve to bypass the Covid-19 Pandemic.

And another thing – way too much blue eyeshadow; your whole face is blue!

I have seen numerous people come in the grocery store I work at with their nose exposed and just covering their mouth with their mask.

Ewww, even snakes have limits on what they will eat.. that nose is a deal breaker. Much to the chagrin of the snake though.. the fat broad will have a permanent thing about snakes from here on.

when did snakes get eyebrows ?

Freaking Karens

Don’t ever let go or you are a dead snake…….

R-95 rating, I see.

The first stole…

Saw another Naked Nose at Costco the other day. What do you say? Cover up, honey? I resisted knowing I would be ignored anyway.

This is the first B.C. in years that made me bust out laughing. The snake springing out and wrapping it around Jane’s head was hilarious!

This is a new concept, but not unlike “look up, I see a flock of flying turtles.”

Everyone can get startled or surprised – give her a sec – I’m guessing she will grab that things head pretty quick …

I don’t know how, but she will prevail.

The snake has a crush on her

A joke that will not be understood in 20 years.

“ I’ll bet 20 bucks on the snake! Any takers?”

Old thing to them the COVID19 plague.

The snake is on a roll. He has won the last two times he has appeared. Which if my memory is correct they are his first two wins in all the years I have been reading B.C.

You knew damn well I was a snake before you let me in.

In 6th grade at a nature camp we came across a rattler on the trail. The counselors killed it and brought it back to base camp for dissection. Inside there was a half-digested mouse. Some wise guy remarked “now let’s open up the mouse to see what he had for dinner.”.