Frazz by Jef Mallett for April 12, 2021

Actually, Wales is a WAY interesting little sub-nation. And whales, are darn cool too. Win, win.

What all this talk of violins on television?

As a native of that particular country, I was expecting that punchline.

He should have delivered the report in Wenglish.

CYMRU AM BYTH, at least during the Six Nations tournament for this Bok supporter.

Very infrequently I have met people who pronounce “wh” words as “hw”. Mr. Google tells me it’s a Scots, Irish, or Southern-U.S. thing.

RUTHIE! Come get your joke.

Sounds like he did a good report. She should accept it.

Pronunciation is the same for both words. There is no punchline.

During biology. She cut him off before he could get to the animals that live in Wales.

But, I thought you said . . . has been the excuse of last resort since the first day.

I did something similar once. Great report but not the topic at hand.

Jill Ireland: bordered by Charles Bronson not ‘Family of Cops’ and Ryan Daisy’s duke.

There’ll be lots of wails when he gets his report card.

Kids are writing reports in elementary school?

Interesting how “welsh”, “gyp”, and “jew” were all different ethnic slurs for cheap, untrustworthy cheating. Almost makes you think that the practice was sufficiently widespread that it wasn’t unique to any of them.

Some of the best roads on the planet can be found in Wales. Had an absolute blast there on my last trip back home, when my wife and my best friend piled into his car and took the ferry across for a road trip (and visit to Anfield). Snowdonia is absolutely stunning, and my wife wants to move to Betws-y-Coed.

Prince Charles is miffed

To paraphrase, uh, someone: “This is a mammal, surrounded by water, big water, ocean water."

I’m sure this is a whale of a tale.

The Old English way would be Wallies, all the vowels are pronounced, they only have one sound, ah, eh, ee, oh, oo.

Wales not whales.