Peanuts by Charles Schulz for May 18, 2021

Hey, a lot of present-day teens text people to ask where their phones are…

sure, Snoopster

Follow the drinking gourd.

Good one Lucy! Too bad you don’t play baseball as well as you throw out insults…you couldn’t hit the floor with your hat!

Its no good mooning over the moon.

Lucy missed something.Snoopy doesn’t have hands in his mittens.He has Paws…!

I always thought the Stars pointed toward Hollywood. Then the Dodgers arrived in LA from Brooklyn and the Stars moved to Salt Lake City.

Give a call for the Head Beagle. He will come to rescue you Snoopy.

But if you can reach for the stars, then you are already there!

Only if it’s a crescent moon. A full moon doesn’t have a point!

Lucy can’t find the off button for her mouth

Does this make Snoopy a Moonie?

The moon points toward Hollywood if you’re bending over in the opposite direction.

Lucy may be a rotten kid, but she’s on-point when it comes to how stupid Snoopy is.

DONT FALL FOR IT SNOOPY! ITS A TRICK! ( The preceeding was in no way meant to be a political announcement. Rebuttal to this post is welcome by spokespersons who differ. Void where prohibited or taxed by law. We now return you to the GO COMICS page. )

He’s a beagle scout, but not a very good one.

In Snoopy’s case the moon points to Santa Rosa.

If the moon points toward Hollywood, if he heard a nightingale sing, does that mean he’s in Berkley Square?

Wouldn’t Snoopy rather it point to Needles?

You’re pretty far from where you wanna locate, so why not relocate to somewhere else?

The moon always points toward Hollywood??

If you can see enough of the moon, it’s possible to estimate compass directions.

Your partially correct in using “moon” and “Hollywood” in the same sentence…

Maybe you’ll see the great pumpkin and he’ll bring you treats so you won’t be hungry all night.

Beagle Scout Motto. “Never surrender. And where’s my kibble?”

Don’t worry, Snoop. Loretta will save you.

Technically the moon points to Petaluma. Once you find that, just head down the coast about 400 miles.

Moon Over Sebastopol

Snoopy should know that moss grows on the north side of a tree.

Good god, Lucy’s rant is cheeky.

you want to be in the moives