If the Pope uses Charmin, does he have to crap in the woods? And if he gets (blue) crabs, then why the hell isn’t he on the Patuxent River using chicken necks on a string to catch them? Hey, that’s always how I caught ’em when I grew up in Southern Maryland.
danketaz Premium Member about 3 years ago
Well…there is genital lice gazpacho.
Dr. Quatermass about 3 years ago
If the Pope uses Charmin, does he have to crap in the woods? And if he gets (blue) crabs, then why the hell isn’t he on the Patuxent River using chicken necks on a string to catch them? Hey, that’s always how I caught ’em when I grew up in Southern Maryland.
Ninette about 3 years ago
There has never been a Mr. Whipple/Crab Lice scandal. I bet he’s never squeezed a Five-Dollar-Foot-Long, either.
~ Gelato-33
phritzg Premium Member about 3 years ago
The product needs different versions to appeal to every possible niche market. How about a Gentile Gentle Genital Lice Shampoo?
ElwoodP about 3 years ago
Is a bear Catholic?
ArtieEl about 3 years ago
My local shops can’t keep this in stock. Apparently it can be used to treat COVID-19.
AndrewSihler about 3 years ago
Isn’t there an important difference between “crabs” and “crab”?
Gent about 3 years ago
Yikes. This so unbearable!
ElwoodP about 3 years ago
I got crabs at Mariscos Mexicana