Sunshine State by Graham Nolan for April 05, 2021

Gee, what are friends for???

Not as much fun throwing a total stranger under the bus as a buddy.

“I didn’t give the slightest hint that I think your conduct was the vilest, most disgusting I’ve ever been subject to.”

You got what was left over because the walrus and the carpenter ate all of the good oysters.

You have to get to the seafood bar early if you want to enjoy the oyster sunrise service.

…and so small the portions are…

How is Man A Tee supposed to make the food Better is no one tells him the truth?

Being a Vegetarian, he’s never tasted any of it.

When my company tells the cook or waiter the food they served me was bad, I always feared the worst thing they could possibly do on the return serve… Is make the dish worse than I could have imagined.

The boys should always praise the barkeep/cook for the service and the food!!!

Mel is just a “Throw your buddy Under The Bus” kind of guy.

As long as they’ve been drinking & eating at this place, why do they still order anything except the Conch Fritters?