Close to Home by John McPherson for May 09, 2021

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    Leojim  over 3 years ago

    I can’t find Bleeb, how can that be. Sound the Horn Wa-oooo……Arrrrrooooooo!

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    Nate England  over 3 years ago

    (Ricola style) Goooo…to beeeeeed!

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    ronaldspence  over 3 years ago

    Unless she had a sore throat…Ricola!

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    He had to use his alpenhorn because he couldn’t find his didgeridoo.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Jason plays a Swiss Alphorn and for Swiss people is valid what Orson Welles said:

    “Do you know what that fellow said? In Italy under the Borgias, for thirty years, they had assassinations, wars, terror and massacres, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love, five hundred years of peace and democracy, and what did they produce? The cuckoo clocks.”

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    eromlig  over 3 years ago

    She’s Polish, idiot! Soulda brought a Suka.

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    baddawg1989  over 3 years ago

    Riiiiiicolaaaaaa!

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    He did attract some large mammals, though.

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    Studebaker Hoch  over 3 years ago

    Babinski. Are they in the Polish Alps?

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    paul  over 3 years ago

    Ricolaaaaaa

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    adwilson29108  over 3 years ago

    look in the window

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Vuvuzela!

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    P51Strega  over 3 years ago

    When he told her his plan, she heard “I’ll pine for you tonight”, and said “fine, go ahead”.

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    Jml58  over 3 years ago

    When serenading under your sweetheart´s window, be sure you have the right adress.

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    BigShell  over 3 years ago

    Bleeb is at the garage window, trying to get away from the noise!

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    spaceagesoul  over 3 years ago

    I think this would be better than a didgeridoo. This sounds like a fog horn, a didgeridoo would make her think her house is haunted.

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    jbduncan  over 3 years ago

    Cops will be here soon.

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    PO' DAWG  over 3 years ago

    Play that funky music white boy.

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    Dobie  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    ARUUUUU-GULA!

    Oh wait, that’s a vegetable! Then what the heck was that cough drop commercial!

    Ricola, that’s it… it was Ricola!

    Now… what is that horn called…. Matterhorn? Nope, that’s a mountain.

    Alp Horn! That’s it… it’s an Alp Horn!

    Whew! I still have some memory! Thanks Red Bull…. I thought I was gonna have to go to the Google there for a minute.

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    raybarb44  over 3 years ago

    Timing seems bad, but not a bad thought to try and impress her. At least it was novel….

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    the lost wizard  over 3 years ago

    He clearly didn’t understand what being really horny meant.

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    MIHorn Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I played an alphorn once — very similar sound to a modern French horn. There are lots of YouTube videos of alphorn players and ensembles. Recommended listening. (Incidentally, the later Ricola commercials replaced the genuine sound with an electronic “tuba” sound. Irritating.)

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    Perkycat  over 3 years ago

    I think he is full of hot air!

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    MuddyUSA  Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Anna Babinski would have enjoyed an accordion!

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    cuzinron47  over 3 years ago

    I can see why she wasn’t attracted to him, it’s obvious he’s a yodeler.

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    chetripley  over 3 years ago

    That’s because instead of wooing, he was wa-oooing

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    geese28  over 3 years ago

    Whatever to throwing a pebble at a girl’s window to get her attention?

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    gammaguy  over 3 years ago

    Is that regular-size, or just a little big horn?

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