Monty by Jim Meddick for April 24, 2021

I can think of another place that gum would “fit readily in”. Perhaps followed with a swift kick to make sure it stays there.

As was mentioned yesterday, if he’s giving something to Jarvis, he should be very aware. But he was right about it being practical and easy.

Breathe your onion gum breath in his lousy face.

Jarvis is one patient butler

I would have recognized what it was by the smell even before unwrapping it, and refused it.

Sedge needs a big brother to line him out.

Oh onion gum. My favourite. you are too good to Master Sedgewick.

Jarvis must be paid well

I would say short sheet the little terror, but he wouldn’t notice.

Next up: Sorry Jarvis. Let’s shake and be friends…

OKAY Jarvis, your turn.

Never mess with people who have access to your food.

Beats booger-flavored jelly beans.

Whatever Jarvis gets paid, It’s not near enough.

How is this kid still alive????? :)

Should anything happen to dear Sedgwick I dare say ‘the butler did it’…

“Not exactly”? What is that supposed to mean?

I wonder just how big of a payback Jarvis can inflict on Sedgie without losing his position!

Practical jokes fit his personality. Next, a nice fraternity with other upstanding young gents to round out the charm.

Very good sir; ha ha, quite amusing.

—In which Young Master becomes a Manifest Danger. Jarvis must decide how to act for the Good of All Mankind….

Sedgie’s wearing Moondog’s shirt; where can I buy one?