Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 01, 2021

HaHaHaHaHa.

Well, it is a bare bear.

The series’ directors, producers, first aid staff, and others are all trained to remain on the other side of the camera during filming, I’m guessing. Or are the show’s credits just along the lines of “contestant Dillon held the camera throughout this episode”?

One of the things about “reality” shows is that there are camera people everywhere. I’ve always been amused by the way the post-production folk bleep out the words and fuzzify the skin.

If the show featured actual Wiley bears, maybe I could bear to watch it. As it is, I’m afraid my lack of interest is nakedly exposed.

The bear should eat them on the first day and not wait until the finale, otherwise the meat would be all stringy.

Easier to eat, you don’t have to peal them first

Episode renamed “Naked and Delicious”.

This bear definitely stepped up his game by eating a contestant from “Alone” or one of those other survivor based shows. Back in the day Yogi and Boo Boo were content to steal picnic baskets at Jellystone Park, the times they are a changin’. (with apologies to Bob Dylan)

“Naked and Afraid”. Now we know why.

In the credits: Producer – Wiley Bear

Now THAT’S what I call a BEAR END to things.;D

Well, they’re not afraid now.

From “Naked and Afraid” to “Bear and Satisfied”

Bear naked.

Look for the bare necessities

The simple bare necessities

Forget about your worries and your strife

I mean the bare necessities

Old Mother Nature’s recipes

That brings the bare necessities of life.

Just before I read this cartoon I woke up to a commotion: my neighbour’s dog barking at a momma bear and a treed cub behind my house. It took about 25 minutes for baby to get down and the family (2 Cubs) scampered off. No animals or people were harmed in the posting of this comment!

A lead in to the next season

YAY!!! WILEY BEAR!!! YAY!!!

Funny, but I stayed at the campground in Wyoming that actually happened in. OK, don’t think the camper had a TV set up like that. The bear was killed and I believe her cubs relocated to zoos, as she had taught them to hunt humans. It’s just east of North East Yellowstone near Cooke, MT. Beautiful campground, not very expensive either. They also don’t allow tent camping at that campground anymore, only hard side campers.

https://abcnews.go.com/WN/bear-involved-deadly-montana-attack-captured-authorities-dna/story?id=11282257

Naked And Afraid and Delicious!

Bear used the shoe strings for floss.

Every producer’s dream. Ratings probably will go stratospheric.

I wish somebody WOULD stop them.

I can’t imagine how people can be on those reality shows and undergo so many hardships and pain while a TV crew full of coffee drinking, donut eating, comfortably dressed nerds film them. Must pay well.

Please, Grizzzly Bears are in danger of extinction do no make them look bad, they do not harm people unless threatened.

Gotta be the dumbest concept of all reality shows, and that dumbness bar is a high one.

The title of the show is misleading. From what I’ve seen of the show, the contestants are not naked.

Now, that’s reality!

Who wuz the guy that decided he could live with the bears in Alaska?

" … And Delicious"!

The bear is talking about Wyatt.

Humans call it ’’camping’’ … Bears call it ‘’Al Fresco Dining’’

You can keep those reality shows. Ugh.

Bear naked and no longer afraid.

Atta bear! Way to stop that ridiculous nonsense!!!

Naked chefs go upon against wild game equipped only with a silicone spatula and a cook book. (I’d watch.)

I wish. “Reality” TV shows pander to voyeurs.

LO (fricking)L!!!

Doesn’t Wiley bear know that he is supposed to go green and be a vegan?

More appropriate – “Alone”. Naked & Afraid has a camera crew following them. Alone – they are truly ALONE ;)

We need more events like this on reality shows. Oops, a truck loaded with explosives and jet fuel crashes into the house where the contestants live.

They taste better without the wrapping.

Well, now we know why they were afraid, very afraid!

Naked and Fed.

The Wiley Bears have been waiting Weeks to get the Cable connection working.

Most of the Installers were too slow to finish the job before Lunch.

Ah – hahahahahahaha!

Better naked—organic adrenaline is the only condiment needed.

Reality TV is sleazy, manipulative and full of narcissistic personalities and is as far from reality as anything in our culture since death is never a possible outcome.

Just two shoes and a cap left to tell the tale.

I sincerely hope it is the end of that stupid show…