Tarzan by Edgar Rice Burroughs for May 08, 2021

Big Chief Matula has a very interesting commode, maybe he’ll allow Charlie to use it soon. Now is the time for Ranger in the gorilla suit borrowed a nearby Abbot & Costello film, “Witch Doctor” Johnson, and dear sweet June Laver to scream “Surprise” which will cause Daddy Big Buck$ Charles Laver to have another panic bowel movement! Those African jungle trots can be very persistent!

And we all know who the Witch Doctor will be…

I see the witch doctor has the cooking pot on the go, maybe June will get breakfast after all….

Oh good. Another witch doctor for Tarzan to kill. Say, where’s the queen?

Has there ever been a good witch doctor in the Tarzan strip?

Tarzan (sighs in relief): “Oh, is that why you captured us? I thought it was about the bridge I ruined or the sacred leopard Charlie shot… eh… never mind”.

Tell the witch doctor Tarzan says “Ooh Eee Ooh Aah Aah Ting Tang Walla Walla Bing Bang”

This is kind of like Groundhog’s Day. If the Witch Doctor comes out and sees his shadow, the Chief will pronounce Tarzan, Charles and June guilty.

Tarzan said, oh crap, I thought I could bluff him. But when a witch doctor emerges from his little house of magic, they got you.

Proof? Beyond a shadow of a doubt? Doubtful.

With any luck, it will be 100 proof.

Witch doctor comes out with 8×10 glossies of June in compromising positions with the native help.

Matula has about as much proof as Trump has that he won the election.