Brewster Rockit by Tim Rickard for April 28, 2021

Klingons are very heavy and spicy.

Yeah I bet they’d give indigestion too

Someone will scream “racism!!!” on this strip in 5, 4, 3, 2……..

I wonder how these aliens would rank the taste of other species?

I assume Vulcans would rank similar to Romulans.

What about Klingons, Ferengi, Cardassians, and Bajorans?

Where do Humans fit in?

Cover them in cheese.

Well there you go Mom,

Romulans give an over stuffed sensation!

Let the humans go, and try to get a few Bugblatter beasts from Traal.

They are very tasty and nutritious!

Romulans are just empty calories

Vulcans are kind of bland, so you have to mix them with other races to bring out the hidden flavor.

Hot sauce! Everything tastes better with HOT SAUCE! Even hot sauce tastes better with more hot sauce. (ask anyone in the military who ate C-Rats or MREs)

Call the (Child) Protection Agency!

I think that kid is a bit young to be kicking back the ol’ Brewsters.

You notice that Cliff & Brewster didn’t stick to the pot; that’s because she cooked them with Pam.

Have you tried xenomorph? Good for digestion

Going back to Juncarlo’s comment…I’d think twice about eating something that has two stomachs.

Wait a minute…don’t cows have four stomachs…?

Romulans have more copper.

Pam wouldn’t just be standing there … she would be fighting the aliens

Then there was the time his brother tricked him into eating an Excalbian…

Bring out a chess board; the kid likes to play with his food.

Tribbles are more filling.

The problem with Romulans is that, an hour later, you’re hungry for power…

Have you tried the Wookiee? Mine was a little Chewie…

I enjoy a nice Borg casserole every so often. Except for the crunchy bits.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=qjAHw2DEBgw&feature=shareThe Reluctant Cannibal

They’re really not much of a meal. Not much meat on them.

Spoo

Would any of this constitute cannibalism?