Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for April 19, 2021

Some hallucinations…ergot?

It’s going to take a while for it to shave its legs…

That’s one hairy leg.

So what does Tom look like?

I haven’t seen a spider that big in a wizards lair since I last played Skyrim.

This is the Wizard’s house, and that’s no hallucination, although Wiz maybe the only one who understands spider language.

EEK!

You needs a bigger newspaper. Maybe a cannon is a better idea.

Heat up the skillet! This one’s big enough to eat! “The salad bowl years in ID”.

As Jerry is also a female name, think of all those cute babies running around the house….

Well you know why the spider is on the ground and not flying around. It seems that spiders make lousy pilots, for they are always in a tail spin.

This looks like a job for Penny…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9WfuEyBrGs

It takes a while to shower when you have to wash eight legs…

Isn’t there something in the Wizardry Code to prevent something like Jerry?

Eeeeek! It’s bigger than both of us…

Okay. lets just let Shelob there take her time. I mean really. Have you seen the state of her cave lately?

That’s where Shelob’s husband ended up.

A wizard and his pets. Gotta be an interesting workshop

It’s Monday I can’t deal with spiders on a Monday.

Make sure it’s not all webbed up

Wonder why the spider didn’t come running out of the bath, seeing Blanch in her condition! :D

boy, I bet he’d clog the drain if you tried to wash him down it.

You don’t even want to know how big the flies are around there!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH………….

They have a shower?!

Hahahahaha!

“Here’s your paper! Here’s your paper!!”