Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 12, 2021

If you go kissing rabbits, and you know you’re going to fall…

… Kathy long ago took eating the chocolate bunny ears to a new level…

…and soon was the best rabbit harp player in the surrounding seven counties…

… Scarlett Johansson was going to play in the movie…

…but got a cold sore and her lips all puffed out…

…news got around…

…and soon Bugs Bunnie was not allowed to wear a dress anymore……or kiss anyone on the lips again…

… But Scarlett, frankly,didn’t give a damn…

…suck was just an expression…

…blowing into a rabbits ear was the only way to make it sing…

…music…

…man…she wore multiple layers of turquoise for a reason…

… rabbit season …

Always learning something new at FAU (Frog Applause University).

The baseball diamond with a mound of 21 carrot gold. 3 outs × 9 innings= 27 pitches. A perfect game for the Bunnies against the Dick Tracy’s. Wet Willy’s for everyone.

She looks a little like Shirley Jackson. Perhaps rabbit-sniffing was part of her writing regimen.

Joy-killer!

There’s a fact I’ll never need.

Shouldn’t you not be touching ANYTHING with your face if you have a cold sore?

!!!

That’s it. My rabbit-kissing days are over.

Take off like a jack rabbit and tear off the rubber tires.

Who can resist kissing a soft bundle of fur? They’re so darn cute, with their wet noses and long floppy ears. Here, at the Froglandia Bathmat Factory, our RX dept has a variety of meds to cure that nasty sore on your mouth. WE have roll ons to soothe and ointments to heal. And just one level down, we have out pet department with all the furry critters you can think of. Specials will be ongoing through the summer months, so hurry while supplies, meaning pets, last!

If this cartoon was about music rather than hygiene, The Cold Sores could open for Kissing Rabbits at the PUNK ROCK HOLIDAY 2021 music festival, Tolmin, Slovenia, August 9-13, 2021.

Well that’s my story, and I am sticking to it.

File this one under Frog Applause PSA’s.

Can you still lick a frog …?

Meanwhile, the bunny, a herbivore, is feeling the dread of an omnivore sniffing his head, wondering if he is good to eat…

If that bunny poops and pees when you hold it like that, you’ve asked for that primal reaction to imminent death.

I thought it was an inflatable rabbit.

I kissed a Bunny once … actually I kissed her a few times. I was lucky I didn’t catch any STD’s – considering the times.

A pretty lady, a kiss to die for.

That rabbit needs to threaten to kiss the people who run this site if they don’t fix the problem of having to hit the forward button on all the comics.

Bunnies live in mansions, and they also hide the easter eggs, but tricks are for kids, though you should never kiss a bunny… I’m so confused…

Hasenpfeffer

Hefner faps off

Kissing bunnieeeessssss….

Rabbit test

Lesson learned

Use protection

Now, how would a vocational cartoonist know such bunny-kissing arcana?! If she were the creator of C’est la Vie, bunny-loving avocational cartoonist Jennifer Babcock, I could understand. But, Our Lady of the Frogs? No toadish herpes, please! Kiss off, as they say, and let the bunnies alone! We’ve got a bath mat factory to run here, and tons of fresh word salad to process and package, too, so let’s focus, People!

I assured Jessica Rabbit we could have romantic Zoom calls until my cold sore goes away, but apparently I had mistaken her pity for attraction.

…now, that’s a harelip…

…it’s kissing a frog…

…duh…

…that gets you a prince…

…kissing a bunny gets you a Freddie Prinze…

…kissing a [ ] gets you a Freddie Mercury…

…kissing an ass gets you higher uptrend ladder…

…kissing the ground gets your chin busted…

…or home turf…

…kissing the sky gets you purple haze…

…kissing on a first date gets you pregnant…

…kissing his darling gets you a second date…

…and ‘5’ played third base on Charlie Brown’s team…

Think she’s exhaling some weed into the bunnies right ear?