Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for April 27, 2021

The cat looks unsure, the dog looks like he’s already had a few.

You may be right. Just give me their shots.

This reminds me:

On Dong Tam, Vietnam, one of the guys had a dog named “Whiskey” who had his own bowl at the enlisted men’s club. He liked to drink whiskey-cokes with an ice cube in them. He’d lap it up against the ice cube.

I want to know how he trained the cat to do that. And he could order a shot of milk for Phluffy and a “shot” or three of seltzer for Phydeaux. Not that it would be what’s meant by “their shots” but at least it wouldn’t harm them.

Hic! What?

They’ll be happier.

I would happily get my shots if that is how they were given.

I doubt there would be any hold outs against vaccinations if this is how they were given.

They also said the shots are free.

Yeah! It’s for COVID, ya dummy!

I’ll drink to that.

I knew of a dog that would drink beer until it got drunk and pass out.

it’s sure going to make them more manageable…

The Vet has to mix their drinks.

Krill all around.

Do anti vaxxers vaccinate their pets?

He figured he would get his pets’ shots and his own all at once.

Had a dog that loved beer had to make sure any glasses or bottles were up out of his reach. Now have one that can’t stand the scent of alcoholic beverages.

Why pet owners (and parents) should be licensed.

The cat might enjoy a little Old Crow.

I would agree, but then I don’t do shots.

love all their reactions, lol, priceless!