The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 27, 2021

Great one, Scott.

That hat looks like it was taken from a solid geometry textbook.

JGG, it’s not meeting the maker that you should fear. It’s when you find out why he made you.

Wasn’t this guy in “Brewster Rockit” yesterday?

Might want to check the wardrobe. It’s a bit chilly up here. You’ll freeze your nibblets.

I realize the maker is wearing blue, but that hat reminded me of Mr. Green Jeans.

before he meets his maker he might want to pause for a pea…

…this is not a “ho ho ho” matter…

You know, when you’re a 30 foot tall, green giant, you really should wear some underpants beneath your green toga!

Everybody knows what you’re packing in pure mountain spring water!

Harvest time comes to us all eventually.

Too corny today, Mr. Hilburn.

And he’s not very jolly with you today!

“Don’t fear the reaper.”

And tho we walk thru the valley of HO HO HO

I thought it was too corny at first but it’s growing on me.

Halo we won’t go.

Will he sprout wings and fly?

The Pillsbury Dough Boy is going to Heck. He will be meeting his baker.

The Farmer with the Dell.

Hoe-ly hoe-ly hoe-ly! Let the reader understand

If God was a farmer…

Where are the pearl onion gates?

Now he has to pay the price for stalking.

All along, he’s been carrying the seeds of his own destruction.

The Valley of the Jolly Green Giant is in Minnesota, where a lot of people — including the big guy and his sidekick, Little Sprout — speak with a Norwegian accent. This led to an unfortunate misunderstanding, resulting in a morals charge, when he was overheard to say he wanted to play with the Green Boy Peckers.

And he reaps what he sows.

Did he climb a bean stalk to get there?

must be Mr Greenjeans

Well, maybe. But I believe in evolution. See, billions of years ago there was just this little green sprout…

Wouldn’t his maker most likely be a Madison Avenue advertising guy?

Ho ho … oh no!