The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for April 30, 2021

Why are mammoths so good at micromanaging

Multi-tusking

Don’t ask me why I thought of this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uE_MpQhgtQ8

Meat’s on sale at Costco…

One again the sample lady at Caveco earned her pay!

Caveco shopping.

I hate it when you can’t fit it into the cart.

But the Mammoth’s stomach isn’t empty

Hope they have a hearty appetite of a large family!

Lucky you get last one left at Tonto Market!

Wooley booley.

Remember where you parked.

We saved 3 arrowheads and 5 shells by trimming and packaging this ourselves. It will be worth it if we get don’t wear out more than one knife and get this into the smoker pit tonight.

I love the parking lot!!!

A mammoth undertaking.

Wait..we need large basting brush.

You should see size of the food samples.

You may have bitten off more than you can chew.

I can only hope the cart has a locking up wiggly wheel that makes their task, er, well, mammoth.

Best one ever!!! :)

I notice that the little wheels on the shopping cart are seemingly of modern manufacture, as opposed to the crude stone wheels neatly parked in the lot. If you’re looking for proof that aliens influenced mankind very early on, look no further.

Can’t quite make out the name of the store. Is that a Go & Stop?

Were they out of the large buns for the mammoth ear sandwiches?

Funny how they have shopping carts, but their personal vehicles are stand-alone wheels.

They should have bought some Tupperware also.

Those tusks are hard to remove, unless they shop in Alabama where the Tuscaloosa (Apologies to Groucho Marx.).

Not directly related to the cartoon, but I was reminded of this oldie:

A deli has a sign claiming they serve any kind of sandwich you can imagine. So one day a wiseguy walks in, points to the sign, and says, “Really? Any kind?”

“Any kind,” says the deli man.

“Okay,” the wiseguy says. “Make me an elephant sandwich.”

The deli man shakes his head and says, “Sorry, bud, I can’t start a whole elephant for just one sandwich.”

Meet the “Flintstones”, the early years…..

Speaking of food markets, an American politician once commented on the Chinese Boxer rebellion: What’s with these Chinese anyway? Boxer rebellion?? They don’t even have super markets yet!! :>)

Couldn’t even go through the one ton item or less check out…

…whole BUNCHA rim shots here today…