Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 26, 2021

I wonder if Stephan Pastis has Post-its™ around his house that say TRY TO BE FUNNY!

I’d have expected Pig’s Post-It to say “Post it.”

Pig never gets old :D

You’re lazy, Pig.

Pig is looking forward to WFH – he’s testing the Purple Mattress this week.

Motivation? Yawn. I’d rather go have extra breakfast.

Sleep. Wake up. Eat pizza and drink beer. Repeat.

I’d love to see what Rata’s goals are.

I was going to put up Post-its saying “procrastinate”, but I didn’t get around to it.

Unfortunately my marathon running days are long past.

I could put up those “Train for Marathon” notes, but it’s already a running joke in my family!

Testing mattresses might be a career choice for Pig!

HEY! he stole my post-it!

I thought Facebook took the place of Post-its.

I think Pig might have it easier than I.

How about a post-it that says “GET SOME JOKES!”

You always want to catch thr early Train to Marathon, the late one is always crowded.

It interesting to think that Post-It notes started off when a scientist accidentally created the wrong kind of glue, too weak for the application.

I’m changing my life plan to just say, Follow the Pig’s Advice".

Works for me.

Its important to set achievable goals

As usual, Pigs idea is lame….

Goat needs new friends. He is not having much of an impact.

I now know what to do with my life: Nap.

When I was still working, I’d post little reminders of things I needed to do around my office. I knew it was time to retire when I’d go into work and wonder who’d been leaving all these little notes to me around my office.

I keep trying to take naps, but my boss yells at me to get back to work.

Is it just me, or in the past few years have the comic strip characters foreheads gotten too big

Motivation to NAP ? HAH , I’ve always napped at the drop of a hat !

At work I had a simulated post it screen saver. I filled them out with things like “Cure cancer,” "End world hunger " “General solution for the three body problem.”

I tried teaching myself German with post-it’s…It didn’t work.

Train for marathon. For most of us that means practice dropping dead.

I recently read an article that recommended sleeping in your running clothes so you’ll be motivated to run in the morning. Sounds like a night of misery to me.

I like Pig’s thinking. But too many post-its get kinda messy, ya know?

i thought it would be a reminder to get train tickets to go see a marathon!