B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 01, 2021

Not as bad when he picked a hoarder ant to eat, and only got all the junk that ant had, instead of the ant.

Fat Freddy: “Hey Bob. Tell me again that thing about how being obese is a BAD thing, and that I could live longer if I were thinner.”

Bob: “(…..silence….)”

“I’m alive… Okay is a different matter!!”

He must have a couple of friends named Phineas and Freewheelin’ Franklin.

… Now I do feel old.

Sometimes there is an advantage to having some extra “pounds”.

“Survival of the Weightiest”

Sure cannoned into that anthill…

Skinny people are easier for aliens to abduct: less stress on the tractor beam.

It’s true. I saw it on an episode of the Simpsons.

“Define ‘okay’…”

I don’t have an ant-ser for you.

The anteater didn’t know what hit him….chubby ants rule!

Never try to eat anything bigger than your nose!

You takes your wins where you finds ’em.

Holy Yoshi!

Sure he is okay, until he has a heart attack that is.

He’s not fat. He just has big …bones?

[ZOT!]

“Fat Freddy! HELP!”

Who said that being fat is always bad?……

I thought maybe he sucked up their bidet…

Ewwwwww

Looks like they’ll need to enlarge the ant hill entrance, too.

The tongue comes out of the mouth, not the nose. Duh!

Fat Freddy? You mean one of the original Freak brothers?

The anteater must be on a diet

Haven’t seen the “zotster” in years.

Cue “The Ant and the Aaardvark” background music.

A fat joke? Really?

Fat Freddy? As in the Freak Brothers?