Mannequin on the Moon by Ian Boothby and Pia Guerra for May 29, 2021

Just goes to show – looks aren’t everything!

And this isn’t a hospital. It’s a reality show.

Why, Mr. Pretender. You looks different.

Never mind, Dude! I’m just a hypochondriac!

But, you must be a doctor. You have a stethoscope around your neck.

Same price though.

I feel well enough to leave.

I haven’t seen a general practitioner in years; all I get is a Physician’s Assistance and referrals to specialists.

It’s not the organic beets you had last night, it’s stage 4 colo-rectal cancer.

Thats ok. I’m just the test patient.

“I’m not really a doctor. I just stayed at a Holiday Inn Express, last night.”

And you are in the out of control group.