Yes, but have you heard not only “Forewarned is fore-armed” but “Fore-armed is half of an octopus” (but not a spider as they would be four-legged". This was an idea I first thought of when I was about 10.
An alien crashed into a farm. The old farmer help by repairing the saucer, the wife bandaged and fed the alien. With the saucer repaired the alien cured a few sick animals on the farm, helping the farmer and he gave the wife a gift. The alien took off, the wife was screaming in the kitchen, the farmer runs in and she has four arms, she was always complaining about not having enough hands to do everything.
“Actually, it’s pane – ‘P-A-N-E’ and four – ‘F-O-U-R’."
“I have some pieces of of window glass embedded near the bones in all four of my arms. And not my forearms, but in my upper arms (It wasn’t funny, but it was humerus.)”
This is so true… Doctors never seem to lift their heads from the computer screen anymore. They only look at the test results and send you to yet another specialist. Even on my yearly physical, I have to ask him to listen to my heart, otherwise I would have not even removed any clothing.
KA7DRE Premium Member over 3 years ago
No, it’s supposed to read “Four” arms.
RAGs over 3 years ago
Someone told him about something in advance, since “forewarned is fore armed.”
Vilyehm over 3 years ago
He once caught two fish this big….
momofalex7 over 3 years ago
Four, not fore.
wiatr over 3 years ago
Is she in for a surprise!
Superfrog over 3 years ago
He has fourtitude.
Qiset over 3 years ago
Dang auto-correct.
john.niegowski over 3 years ago
Yes, but have you heard not only “Forewarned is fore-armed” but “Fore-armed is half of an octopus” (but not a spider as they would be four-legged". This was an idea I first thought of when I was about 10.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago
“I’m going out on a limb just by coming here, Doc.”
David Henderson over 3 years ago
Dropping clipboard and running out screaming in 4,3,2,1.
Gent over 3 years ago
Scheduled for the next Ripley’s Believe it or Not.
joe piglet Premium Member over 3 years ago
An old comic I used to have.
An alien crashed into a farm. The old farmer help by repairing the saucer, the wife bandaged and fed the alien. With the saucer repaired the alien cured a few sick animals on the farm, helping the farmer and he gave the wife a gift. The alien took off, the wife was screaming in the kitchen, the farmer runs in and she has four arms, she was always complaining about not having enough hands to do everything.
Doug K over 3 years ago
“Actually, it’s pane – ‘P-A-N-E’ and four – ‘F-O-U-R’."
“I have some pieces of of window glass embedded near the bones in all four of my arms. And not my forearms, but in my upper arms (It wasn’t funny, but it was humerus.)”Zebrastripes over 3 years ago
They call him fingers….
Jeffin Premium Member over 3 years ago
Was it a spell or spelling that gave him four….
Alverant over 3 years ago
Something’s been bugging him.
uniquename over 3 years ago
I just want to know where he found that shirt. And stay far away.
the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 3 years ago
yes, it all draws back from my foreparents
swanridge over 3 years ago
This is so true… Doctors never seem to lift their heads from the computer screen anymore. They only look at the test results and send you to yet another specialist. Even on my yearly physical, I have to ask him to listen to my heart, otherwise I would have not even removed any clothing.
PO' DAWG over 3 years ago
She refused him a second date because the last date he was too “handsie”
Bill The Nuke over 3 years ago
That could be handy.
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
“Sorry, I’m not an entomologist.”
CoffeeBob Premium Member over 3 years ago
So he was in the group that did not get the placebo?
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
Careful, he’s a bit touchy, feely.
6th Billiard Ball Student over 3 years ago
Mixing human DNA with octopus strands brings trouble.
EmmettWayne over 3 years ago
Four eyes meets four arms!
JoMama over 3 years ago
his bill for deodorant are through the roof!
Michael McGinnis Premium Member over 3 years ago
Pain in forearms could be due to excessive foreplay.