Frog Applause by Teresa Burritt for April 27, 2021

I’m glad to be kept abreast of this condition.

What good does it bring? If I ain’t got you, baby, ain’t got you?

… Burritt’s, ‘Believe it or Donuts’ was the #1 Froglandia newspaper comic for years…

…they gave ‘the hole truth …

…and nothing but the holes’…

…and then…

…nipplegate happened…

…Oswald Athelia was born without nipples…

…or so he said…

…or so he claimed…

…

…but Odd-wald actually had nipples…

…they were on his buttocks…

…maybe being a plumber wasn’t such a good idea…

…the gals did get their cleavage shots…

…some sinks weren’t even broken…

…and asthe comic says…

…that’s the hole truth…

This whole toon is as useless as t!ts on a man.

The part of the comic strip character in today’s FA was played by famed actor Nippleless Cage. (I’ll see myself out….)

Some folks have extra, and may be willing to donate for a transplant.

Does this condition lead to electrical charge accumulation?

I am reminded of an episode of Aqua Teen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ahFSqOuADSo

I saw a chain pierced ,between the nipples..

Torn off in a fight and no nipples left or right.

A chain saw massacre.

Better nippleless than to have a whole line of supernumeraries.

For one thing, it’s hard to express yourself.

Dumbo

Wasn’t Jack Nippleless a famous golfer?

From the Blog: I may be confused (seems likely, I usually am), but I thought 1627 Ivar was distantly related to #1 Vlad. Anyone else remember that? Anyone?

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Tattoo on left arm: Tuff Titties ….

The worst part was growing up being called a “titless, twisted, tweeting twit”!

Sounds like a terrible tongue twister.

Nippless oblige. Or something like that.

Thanx bunches for the BeeGees earworm from the first panel, Ms.T. It really lames up my morning.

Hey, my eyes are up here.

Get some hair implants and no one will notice.

His boyfriend likes him that way.

Bosom or lose ‘em.

And here I thought that was just another case of Comic Strip Censorship!

My condolences, muscular nippleless guy.

Nothing will stop him from nursing that grudge.

it’s a lighting contrast issue

…this is nothing abnormal…

…the mythological Adam & Eve where rumoured not to have bellybuttons…

… Sam Elliott was born to be wild…

…Jason was Bourne again…

…some people are born on the wrong side of the tracks…

…the man with the golden gun was over compensating …

…and have you ever seen the gal in the movie Total Recall?…

…and Barbie – for all of her beauty – doesn’t have nipples neither…

…she is even born with a bathing suit now-a-days…

…I was born with only three heart valves…

..so much for that quadruple bypass I wanted…

…and don’t forget February has an extra ‘R’!…

…even Frog Applause has extra content…

…every other day of so…

…normal is just another name for average…

…and average is just another name for perfect…

…but it is the flawed jem that is most valuable…

…like Scarlett Johansson as eyes are too far apart…

…and Liz Taylor’s eyes were purple…

…celebrate your uniqueness…

…there – in creation – is only one of you…

…unless you count the many multi-universe yinz that kick ass better than the New World 3 you…

4 pimples = 8 hookers

Day 2. Oh, quit your whining, Muscular Guy sans Nipples!

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