Reality Check by Dave Whamond for May 19, 2021

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    eromlig  over 3 years ago

    Wearing a mask has improved my social life…

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    oldpine52  over 3 years ago

    Tattoos, as Jimmy Buffet said, ‘A Permanent Reminder of a Temporary Feeling.’

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    Farside99  over 3 years ago

    Hey, we’re still stuck with Newsom’sNuisance for another month, even though the president and the cdc say he’s an idiot.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    I keep my mask in a jar by the door to meet the faces that I meet.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It’s a Godsend for those with all three.

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    Melki Premium Member over 3 years ago

    All my wrinkles are around my mouth. Wearing a mask takes ten years off my face.

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    Zebrastripes  over 3 years ago

    Ralph agrees…lol

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    vics_machine Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It goes over the nose.

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    Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I can finally recognize people again!

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    I was FRAMED!!!!!!  over 3 years ago

    The ways that many people fail to wear a mask correctly, goes a long way in explaining the failure of all types of birth-control.

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    Gameguy49 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Now when I’m heading into town and I realize I’ve forgotten to shave (again) it doesn’t matter.

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Keeps your face warm as well in the winter.

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    cor_en_fa  over 3 years ago

    Sadly, it also lets me know how bad my breath is.

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    Indianapolis Smith  over 3 years ago

    Shave? NOT TODAY, my friend!

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    dwagner200  over 3 years ago

    It’ll come in handy if I need cash from the bank, and I don’t have an account.

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    Howard'sMyHero  over 3 years ago

    Flying at half-masked …!

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Also a good cover for halitosis…

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    redback  over 3 years ago

    it goes well with wearing pants by knees height, showing the underwear

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    syzygy47  over 3 years ago

    It also ‘masks’ one’s identity during illegal activities. Following a series of snatch’n’grab robberies at Manitoba liquor stores, there’s now a guard behind a booth, taking your drivers license photo id, asking you to briefly lower your mask (public, indoors, otherwise forbidden) to get in.

    Been a while since I’ve bought any. Got some flavored ice tea vodka and a root beer schnapps. (That one, as I’ve said, you know you’ve had enough when you see the dancing bear and the tuba music)

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    wolfboy oz boy  over 3 years ago

    will you are not wreing it good

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    Lightpainter  over 3 years ago

    I can’t believe they didn’t point out that bank robbers will be reluctant to give up masks.

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    gopher gofer  over 3 years ago

    my guess is that the folks wearing a mask while driving alone really want to wear a mask. same for masked up bicycle riders. and the halfwit across the street in our old ’hood who makes sure to put his mask on before heading out to his garage to polish his car (again) all by himself…

    on the other hand, it’s probably good that the dimwits of the world are making extra sure to wear their masks all the time…

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    Oxnate  over 3 years ago

    Also good for hiding my identity when I rob a place. I love that no one looks at me twice for wearing a mask now.

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