Reality Check by Dave Whamond for June 05, 2021

Is that the squirrel of Id?

Ralph should feel right at home in Id.

He has an eye in his mote.

Just send the wizard over.

Is the King if I’d standing on an overturned orange crate? He seems taller.

The most guy, hangs around with the pool guy…together they’re all washed up…

Don’t ask that guy, he’s an Id-iot.

You come into the neighborhood. You build a castle and a moat and a fence. … and you want my recommendation?"

Send Rodney….then sit back and laugh.

The fink will just tell him a croc of…

He must be looking to Re-mote.

I know a good boat guy.

Mark Suckerberg …!

First, replace the bullfrog with an alligator.

King of Id: "Yes, I do, but when he finished mine, I ‘de-moated’ him. "

Well, there’s Moat Howard, but he’s kind of a Stooge.

Nothing wrong with a moat you can step over.. so long as the enemy wears robes/skirts and you have sufficient crocodiles.

Never buy an “authentic” castle built within sight of another castle.

Good fences are supposed to make good neighbors. King of ID, why the long face? (My back critter camera spotted a deer walking calmly through my fenced in yard yesterday.)

“No, but I know a good wizard…”

Moat? That’s my out-of-control septic tank.

Neither one of them has a good size moat, so don’t ask the king for advice.

Forget about getting it done anytime soon. Since the pandemic – all remodeling guys are backed up for months!

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