B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 20, 2021

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    Mordock999 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “Sign, sign, EVERYWHERE a sign!”

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 3 years ago

    Doesn’t matter if nobody else is around. Yo are still required to stop for a red “light”.

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    wjones  over 3 years ago

    Stop, caution or go must be printed on the sign for color blind driver’s to know what to

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    dcdete.  over 3 years ago

    That’s not true. The guy with the signs is standing on the road, and he likely didn’t want to be run over.

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    coratelli  over 3 years ago

    LOL!

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    BigDaveGlass  over 3 years ago

    Control Freak

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    zerotvus  over 3 years ago

    absolute power, corrupts absolutely…….

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    azrael2000  over 3 years ago

    Oh Lord. That time of year again, huh?

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    cubswin2016  over 3 years ago

    I do not even see a road there.

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    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    Wait until the traffic light has a malfunction and it keeps blinking the same color until they fix it!

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    rugeirn  over 3 years ago

    An intelligent traffic control system would know that. Isn’t it too bad we don’t have any intelligent traffic control systems?

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    Michael G.  over 3 years ago

    Vigilantism!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    A real ubermensch would just ride through the traffic suggestions. Oh yeah. B.C. huh? Safety first, dude.

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    joefearsnothing  over 3 years ago

    Never mind the traffic light, they had dudes back then? ;o)

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    assrdood  over 3 years ago

    Yeah – the four seasons where I live: almost winter, winter, still winter, construction.

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    jnacombs  over 3 years ago

    and, heeeere’s your sign.

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    rshive  over 3 years ago

    Have to be certain that there are no dinos coming in the cross path.

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    Reaven  over 3 years ago

    There’s an obscure traffic light on a road someone must have thought would get more traffic when they made it. Unfortunately its sensors sometimes break due to lack of maintenance and you’ll find yourself waiting for 5 minutes for a green that will never come.

    I don’t know what the legal limit for “this light is clearly broken I’m gonna go” is but I may have violated it.

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    Reaven  over 3 years ago

    My other story is a traffic light that would not give a green on a major state route intersection. Semis piled up behind me for several cycles of the light. Eventually one of the semis intentionally blocked the road so everyone else could get a move on.

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    jfpaugh1959  over 3 years ago

    These roads look a lot better than the roads in and around Columbia, MO.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    That would make a great children’s game…

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    mistercatworks  over 3 years ago

    Stop signs are not placed arbitrarily. What you are expected to have as a good citizen is the habit of stopping at stop signs. Good habits are as easy to form as bad habits. If you have the habit of NOT stopping at stop signs, you will eventually meet someone with the same habit. It will NOT be a social occasion.

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    Troglodyte  over 3 years ago

    The science of signs.

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    WayneTurner  over 3 years ago

    “Rigidity of performance,” government repetitively does the same thing regardless if it is needed or not.

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    corpcasselbury  over 3 years ago

    Some years ago, I was riding a city bus, on my way to work. The bus was sitting at a red light, with a police car right beside us. A red pickup truck coming from the opposite direction blew right through the red light at a high rate of speed. The cop turned on his overhead lights and did a U-turn. Everyone on the bus laughed.

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    spaced man spliff  over 3 years ago

    Hey dude, what’s your sine?

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  over 3 years ago

    in the lae 80’s i worked in Stamford Ct and my g/f was going to college in Boston so i took a lot of Amtraks and one time i was gonig to take the special line. Attwo trains had just left so there was no one in the station. i went to the ticket counter and tried to buy a ticket for that friday-sorry we don’t sell those during rush hour because of the rush. it was me, him and two winos. He said i could order it on the phone so i walked to a bank of payphone placed the order. wrote my confirmation number walked back and said “I’d like to pick up my ticket please” and he was “yes sir i’ll get that for you.”

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    wolfboy oz boy  over 3 years ago

    he is a good light man

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    JesseLouisMartinez  over 3 years ago

    Run him over with your one wheeler

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    Display  over 3 years ago

    It’s an old and very unreliable tale that in 1895 in Kansas, Ohio, and/or a few other states, at the time there were only two cars in the entire state! And yet… crash.

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    tinstar  over 3 years ago

    “Stop, in the name of love….?”

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    MikeM_inMD  over 3 years ago

    In his off hours, he runs an HOA.

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    PuppyPapa  over 3 years ago

    Practice!

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    gammaguy  over 3 years ago

    He may go. Then again, he may not.

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