Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 12, 2021

Sometimes evacuation leaves a void. (I’m really, really sorry about that, John!)

Or he needs an antacid.

She’s hoping that forest fire isn’t his crowning achievement. She’s just hoping for a little break right now but in a second she’s going to be singing “Gimme Shelter.”

No hot love? Not even with that burning sensation from STDs?

Not as HOT as that eyeshadow !

“And three: ‘Tish! You spoke French!’”

Put them in Civil War period outfits, and you’d have the poster for Gone With The Wind…

his sleeve . . . . seems to have giant roses(?) on it . . . . a bold look Romeo!

also, when I first read it, I thought she said “ejaculate now” . . .

I should probably dig out my reading glasses.

There’s getting hot under the collar, theres hot flashes, then there’s really getting hot from the wild heated romance…R U. N!

This is unusually level-headed for this hormone-driven strip!

And later, another part of your anatomy’ll be burning from her.

Is that one of the three Elvin rings on her finger?

His arm is being overtaken by a flowering bush!! (No, it’s not hers! 8^P )

can’t imagine a worse reason for ‘interruptus’ than a wildfire nipping at your heals. L’amor would be about the last thing on my mind.

Okay, three my van awaits our departure and four at our first stop we copulate!

Lava come down soft and hotYou better love-a me now or love-a me not

“And in the mean time, Darling, take some Pepto-Bismal”…

It might be that lunch from Taco Bell.

We didn’t start the fire. It was always burning, since the world’s been turning. We didn’t start the fire. No, we didn’t light it, but we tried to fight it. (And it got too hot to handleJust like the lady in today’s comic).

Apologies to Billy Joel.

An old saying…..If you see me smoking….douse me with water….I’m on fire.

Having lived two blocks from the Thomas Fire, which was at the time the largest wildfire in California history (a record it held for two weeks), I can say that amor is not top of mind for most people when you can feel the heat.

Oh, if a wildfire gets close I’ll evacuate alright; evacuate bowel contents first, then the rest o’ me.

A burning sensation could mean venereal disease