Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 19, 2021

It’s rumored that the 11th Plague was The Sand Trap.

Moses had a side job finding and selling used golf balls.

Wait around fellas. The first horse-driven golf carts will be along soon.

haven’t we seen them someplace before?

Is God a duffer or a pro?

It’s a clash of religions.

Yeah, somewhat off topic, but whenever I see a reference to the Parting of the Red Sea I’m reminded of this old joke:

“Yes, I do mind if you play through”.

And so does the Owner of the course.

Sure, go ahead. Now don’t move while I just put it back the way it was first.

Bad news: the country club is restricted.

Thought leaving Egypt was playing out of the sand trap.

You’re all wet if you play through a miracle.

A mix of the was and the want to.

FORE

1st water hazard would have been ‘The Flood’.

In light of the current situation in Israel, the Promised Land, I’m going to take a mulligan on this….

Good comments on this. . .

How rude of Moses. He has no regard for the feelings of the poor golfers. …tsk

Moses and Jesus were golfing. At the 4th tee, Jesus pulls out a 5-iron. Moses says, “No way you’ll make it across the water with a 5-iron!” Jesus replies, “Hey, I saw Jack Nicklaus do it. If he can do it, I can do it.” He hauls off and whacks the ball, sending it straight into the water. He looks at Moses and shrugs, hitches up His robe and walks across the water to retrieve his ball. A guy from the next group comes up to Moses and exclaims, “Look at that guy walking on the water! Who does he think he is, Jesus Christ?” “That IS Jesus,” says Moses. “He thinks he’s Jack Nicklaus!”

I love this cartoon.

Do you know if the cart girl is selling manna?

This must be imaginary- they’re not in a cart.

Go through. Just as long those balls don’t go anywhere else.

… even God can’t hit a 1-iron.

This was at the time Moses had only written The Fore Commandments!

We’re looking for the promised land or the 19th hole, whichever comes first.

In Florida, watch out for gators. The Red Sea may have crocodiles!

The “I fixed my bad swinging at Sodom & Gomorrah” t-shirt did not help.

Cecil DeMille left this out on the editing room floor…

i thought Moses parted the waves so the wouldn’t BE a water hazard …

It’s that natural tendency of golfers to feel “Entitled” because they can afford to belong to the “Country Club”.

I gotta say, this is even better than the Wiley Bears!!!