Strange Brew by John Deering for May 15, 2021

Hello Dali!

Why am I thinking that Deering owes Gary Larson a royalty here?

It all depends on the size of the alimony,,

My question is did Dwayne go back for seconds?

It’s lunch time….

Are those stock options? Look at the time!

They look too spaced out to recognize the gravity of their situations.

It looks more like he’s killing time.

Wait, that’s not HIS lunch… he’s eating hours.

That’s Doreen’s evaluation. She’s checking critical mass.

See Proverbidioms.com for many more.

Dwayne and Doreen were made for each other.

When it was 7:04…

It was a very good minute.

If he really wanted to savor the moment, he would take a long, deep taste along the input arm of a lever.

Ah – a “twofer!”

…not your standard fare, John…

He’d better be careful – time wounds all heels.

Not much to savour from the back of a cheap timepiece. Perhaps a bit of salty sweat, who knows where that instrument of time has been.

(Sigh) And the puns never stop…

Dwayne has too much time on his hands.

Its always 4:20 somewhere.