The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for May 20, 2021

Agree wholeheartedly with the last panel.

For all he knows, they’re not wearing any pants.

Hawaiian print hazmat suits for everyone!

You ought not agitate people who work with radioactive materials.

Hey, isn’t that Homer Simpson?

any more cracks like that and the workers’ll go nuclear…

Why “JERK” in the last panel?

Just be glad it’s not “shirts and skins.”

How to guarantee nuclear power plant safety? Require all company officers and board members AND their families to live on premises.

I’m thinking that it isn’t a good idea to mess with the employees at a nuclear plant.

After all, no man is a Three Mile Island.

My wife works as a gardener at a museum estate. The staff are being told that they can all telework at least two days per week. Yeah, right.

“Hey, where does this pipe that carries radioactive steam vent to?”

[evil grin]

As long as they keep ordering the pink-frosted donuts with sprinkles for the break room – whatever…

What a Burns.

Followed by glow-in-the-dark Saturday.

Oh boy! here we glow again.

The policy led to disaster as no one could hear the warning klaxon over the loud hazmat suits.

You all get to wear t-shirts that say, “If I’m running, try to keep up” under your hazmats.

Actually, I’m kinda hoping they don’t normally have to wear hazmat suits to do their job.

If he wants to be a jerk, let him… just show up on Friday in a Speedo, and wear that under the suit.