Mostly obits.
It looks like the neighbor is A PICKER-UP OF UNCONSIDERED TRIFLES.
(Oh, I could post so much more.)
Times up.
Wait, is that your picture there in the obituary section?
Over my dead body!
LOVE the name of the paper!
Oh, what Times have come.
Can he redeem them?
Never cease to slay me.
Oh yeah? Well he can have it back once he pries it from my cold, dead, hands! (Kudos to Doug Taylor for saying something similar first!)
Subtle. You have to look at the name of the paper.
Subscription overdue.
Wait till he gets the It’s Your Times.
Well, he wasn’t going to come over to return it. Then he’d be on Death’s doorstep.
I wonder if he’s checking the obituaries.
“Honey, why is my name in his paper?”
danketaz Premium Member over 3 years ago
Mostly obits.
pauljmsn over 3 years ago
It looks like the neighbor is A PICKER-UP OF UNCONSIDERED TRIFLES.
(Oh, I could post so much more.)
Superfrog over 3 years ago
Times up.
Gent over 3 years ago
Wait, is that your picture there in the obituary section?
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 3 years ago
Over my dead body!
Lee26 Premium Member over 3 years ago
LOVE the name of the paper!
RobinHood over 3 years ago
Oh, what Times have come.
geese28 over 3 years ago
Can he redeem them?
Nyckname over 3 years ago
Never cease to slay me.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Oh yeah? Well he can have it back once he pries it from my cold, dead, hands! (Kudos to Doug Taylor for saying something similar first!)
bobgreenwade over 3 years ago
Subtle. You have to look at the name of the paper.
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 3 years ago
Subscription overdue.
Lablubber over 3 years ago
Wait till he gets the It’s Your Times.
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
Well, he wasn’t going to come over to return it. Then he’d be on Death’s doorstep.
tinstar over 3 years ago
I wonder if he’s checking the obituaries.
Indianapolis Smith over 3 years ago
“Honey, why is my name in his paper?”