Naah — it’s that he’s secretly left-handed.
He may not be a girl, but he has a little curl, right in the middle of his forehead. When he is good, he is very very good, but when he is bad he is horrid.
He knows it’s not good for him. Still …
And if he’s lactose intolerant he’s going to shatter that toilet.
Coming soon to a theater near you, Superman – The Retirement Years!
And I thought it was Kryptonite Chips.
Lex Luther signed him up for the kryptonite ice cream of the month club?
The man of steel has gotten a little rusty.
He’s in his phantom zone.
With that title, I’d expect a cereal.
I assume there isn’t any real Kryptonite in it, just as Ben & Jerry’s Chunky Monkey doesn’t actually contain monkey parts.
Ever since Lois vanished from the story and " " arrived.
eromlig over 3 years ago
Naah — it’s that he’s secretly left-handed.
Ratkin Premium Member over 3 years ago
He may not be a girl, but he has a little curl, right in the middle of his forehead. When he is good, he is very very good, but when he is bad he is horrid.
Doug K over 3 years ago
He knows it’s not good for him. Still …
mikeyman over 3 years ago
And if he’s lactose intolerant he’s going to shatter that toilet.
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 3 years ago
Coming soon to a theater near you, Superman – The Retirement Years!
Gent over 3 years ago
And I thought it was Kryptonite Chips.
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
Lex Luther signed him up for the kryptonite ice cream of the month club?
cuzinron47 over 3 years ago
The man of steel has gotten a little rusty.
Lablubber over 3 years ago
He’s in his phantom zone.
Stephen Gilberg over 3 years ago
With that title, I’d expect a cereal.
paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago
I assume there isn’t any real Kryptonite in it, just as Ben & Jerry’s Chunky Monkey doesn’t actually contain monkey parts.
heathcliff2 over 3 years ago
Ever since Lois vanished from the story and " " arrived.