Close to Home by John McPherson for May 19, 2021

Now that is a desperate get away!

So she went to his apartment and then into his bedroom where she used his sheets to exit via a third floor window? Kind of elaborate compared to using the prearranged cell phone call from the girlfriend.

Well Agent 99, I missed the humor by that much.

The jokes seems to be dark today.

Fixed dates lead to a blind ally

Bleeb? Where’s Bleeb? Was he her date???

At least she didn’t have to chew her arm off.

Hmm sneaking out the window using BEDsheets certainly means you were looking for a type

So, if your blind date sneaks out a bathroom window who is the loser?

So, THAT’S what happened to my blind date…..AND my sheets!

Oh lordy, when did a first and blind date start with being in his apartment?

So, who escapes out a window and, while they’re shinnying down a rope and making a phone call, also manages to politely almost close the window behind them???

“Dang it! I left my car keys up there!…

… I’m sure gonna miss that car!”

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Welp… it’s day number three of 2011 reruns, so the Toonulator… the Tunagrader… um, MacPherson must be in the Bahamas, burnin’ a few o’them well earned vacation days, ‘cause he sure as heck ain’t over here repaintin’ my curb numbers!

So, as always, we are left to entertain ourselves, and my morning Red Bulls are generatin’ some serious caffeine induced silliness!

One hand rappelling, very impressive indeed…..

Pretty kind words considering he must’ve locked her in a room!

I knew that he’d leave you hanging.

And that’s why you meet on neutral ground on the first date.

I don’t get this. Someone please explain.