Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for May 27, 2021

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    Kveldulf  over 3 years ago

    Nothing beats a nice friendly judge.

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    Kurtass Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Most likely in a corpse farm.

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    sirbadger  over 3 years ago

    I would expect most everybody to answer “As a free person.”

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    wallylm  over 3 years ago

    Don’t know if parole eligibility is the same everywhere in Canada and the US, but if it’s one-third the time, is she hinting a 15-30 year sentence?

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    Concretionist  over 3 years ago

    (Snort)

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    Wilde Bill  over 3 years ago

    It’s nice to see that she hasn’t already made up her mind.

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    in.amongst  over 3 years ago

    Courting other disasters?!?

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    flashdrive1988  over 3 years ago

    Priceless comment, Judge!

    Makes me wonder if some Judge has used it with repeat offenders …

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    ERBEN2  over 3 years ago

    How about the old " Judge Roy Bean " ( give the guilty SOB a fair trial then hang him ) Somewhere West of the Pacos <<<<< where ever that is ?

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    Farside99  over 3 years ago

    The way Gascon is going, he’ll be free to commit a dozen more crimes before the original victims even know what happened.

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    nosirrom  over 3 years ago

    Ox-Bow Canyon?

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    Doug K  over 3 years ago

    “I’ll leave that up to you, judge.”

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    scote1379 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Grounds for appeal !

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    AnotherFineMess  over 3 years ago

    Is she the nicer version of Judge Judy?

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    akachman Premium Member over 3 years ago

    “Maybe a green jumpsuit? Orange doesn’t suit me, your honor.”

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    FassEddie  over 3 years ago

    He’s too big for the witness stand.

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    Windfall35  over 3 years ago

    …back in this room for the appeal hearing…

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    Kaputnik  over 3 years ago

    If this is pre-trial, perhaps the judge should remember the possibility of acquittal.

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    JohnRitz  over 3 years ago

    This one made me literally laugh out loud. Well done, Wiley.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    A free man, though the next 5 to 10 seems in doubt.

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    scottbruce  over 3 years ago

    If this is a FISA court, on a book tour.

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    braindead Premium Member over 3 years ago

    And the guilty party responds: ‘Your honor, this trial is a witch hunt!’.

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    paranormal  over 3 years ago

    She’s single and looking for a ‘good’ man…

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    sandflea  over 3 years ago

    Half way through a 10 to 20 year sentence.

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    ComicsBinger Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I HATE that question no matter who asks it!!!

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    Lablubber   over 3 years ago

    Upcoming scene in State Supreme Court for New York County?

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    alexius23  over 3 years ago

    In the spring of 1912 a man approached by Grandfather, then a beat cop. He wanted to be arrested for something he did years before…what it was or where it had happened he refused to say. My grandfather arrested him. A few days later that guy appeared before a judge. He refused to give his name, what his crime was or where it had happened. Judge was was 30 days enough. The man said yes…bang….30 days in jail….

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    anomaly  over 3 years ago

    “Dancin’ on yer grave.”

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    tee929  over 3 years ago

    As Donald Dumpster’s "b***h!

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    PaulGoes  over 3 years ago

    The judge said to the former guy

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    keenanthelibrarian  over 3 years ago

    Doesn’t work, sorry, Your Honour…

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