Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for May 28, 2021

I like her.

I think he is referring to the divorce papers he was having served on her.

It will never do the backstroke again in Fusco Brothers or anywhere else.

The swat team got him.

Don’t tell my wife, but next Christmas my daughter and I are getting her a flyswatter — just like they did in A Christmas Story. Probably can’t buy them in December, so we should get it now and hide it. Don’t tell!

“I got you.”

Whoa! You won’t believe what just landed on your head! I’m going to need the ball bat for this one!

Very good one!

Took me a while, but yes, I got it!

Funny!

I think she’s confused about how BDSM is supposed to work.

You’re the pest she wanted to slap

Saw Hawkeye do the same thing to Frank Burns on an episode of M*A*S*H. Maybe she was inspired by the same episode.

Made laugh out loud, for quite a while ❤️