Bad idea, going to the “junk drawer” — at least that’s what I tend to call the drawer where we keep a lot of the miscellaneous kitchen tools. Of course, if he went into the drawer where Mom keeps the good knives, she wouldn’t let him use those either. Like any good mother, she’d have rules against him playing with them.
It’s chilling to think that Earth may escape utter destruction only because the enemy is stupider than the defender. I guess we’d better take what we can get, fellow humans.
LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago
Why leave now??! Enjoy the jocularity, you might laugh yourself to spilling some “secrets!!”
/SHMIRK/
syzygy47 over 3 years ago
Pull a spoon from the drawer. (From Robin Hood Prince of Thieves) “Why a spoon cousin?” “Because it’s dull you twit! It’ll hurt more!”
rekam Premium Member over 3 years ago
Dirk has to listen to a higher authority.
Gent over 3 years ago
Well, you could just use your hands, ya know.
artsyguy65 over 3 years ago
Hmm, Brewster’s made of harder stuff. Cardinal Fang — fetch… the comfy chair!
Sanspareil over 3 years ago
Maybe find a salad spinner and mesmerize Brewster!
Doesn’t take much!!
chuckcork1 over 3 years ago
This is what he gets for expecting Mrs Stormtrooper to do everything in the house.
Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 3 years ago
Groucho: Where are your tongs?
Harpo and Chico stick out their tongues
Groucho: Looks like a tong war.
Lawrence.S over 3 years ago
The threat of a corkscrew up the nose would be more intimidating.
mickjam over 3 years ago
Maybe the ‘good scissors’?
Chithing Premium Member over 3 years ago
Are those tongs made in China? I hear that Chinese tongs can be pretty dangerous.
ChessPirate over 3 years ago
He doesn’t need the tongs, Brewster would fall for the “Got your nose!” trick…
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Calvins Brother over 3 years ago
Send mom to the movies.
paullp Premium Member over 3 years ago
Bad idea, going to the “junk drawer” — at least that’s what I tend to call the drawer where we keep a lot of the miscellaneous kitchen tools. Of course, if he went into the drawer where Mom keeps the good knives, she wouldn’t let him use those either. Like any good mother, she’d have rules against him playing with them.
freewaydog over 3 years ago
I love how the mom lets him be a henchman
DCBakerEsq over 3 years ago
Does Mother Stormtrooper dress like her son?
Mayor Snorkum over 3 years ago
It’s chilling to think that Earth may escape utter destruction only because the enemy is stupider than the defender. I guess we’d better take what we can get, fellow humans.
tripwire45 over 3 years ago
Go out to the garage. A pair of pliers, blow torch, hammer and nails, is really all you need.
michaeljwolff over 3 years ago
“You know your problem, Rocket? You’ve never had anybody give you the Aunt Jemima Treatment.”
Buckeye67 over 3 years ago
I give up, what’s the “Aunt Jemima Treatment”.
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member over 3 years ago
They’re from Dr. Tong’s 3-D House of Salad.
It’s a really scary movie, boys and girls!
gantech over 3 years ago
Unusually bright move on Brewster’s part in that last panel….and that stormtrooper might actually fall for it!"
AndrewSihler over 3 years ago
Best not to cross Mom when it comes to her batterie de cuisine.
William Bludworth Premium Member over 3 years ago
Make Brewster eat mom’s cooking.
bakana over 3 years ago
Let’s hope Brewster manages to escape before this stormtrooper finds the Corkscrew.