Last Kiss by John Lustig for May 24, 2021

Unless the batteries die. And you forgot to buy extra ones.

Vibrators are better than men…until it’s time to pay for the drinks.

She must have rechargeable batteries to be that happy.

Pneumatic or hydraulic?

And my vibrator only ever thinks about my pleasure and has never cheated on me.

I wonder what she really looks like when she wakes up from her dream self?

And they come in a Large range of Sizes , Colors ,and…Options…..

I’m my favorite golfing partner!

Mine is rechargeable.

And far less likely to get you pregnant and then leave with a trophy wife.

And you won’t have to put up with this. https://youtu.be/AW_CLAs1_N0

She certainly is a sensation…

♩and i pity any girl who isn’t me today…

I just came to see what all the buzz was about.

G – where is it?

And they don’t talk back, they just hum.

Hmmm, now I know why I haven’t seen the Energizer Bunny lately.

It’s all fun until the batteries give out…

But will it take out the trash? Change the oil in my car?

Wow! This matches your comic’s banner, but in reverse. Very nice…

A line from Woody Allen’s standup comedy not intending to reference the vibe directly but still:

“ My father worked for the same firm for twelve years. They fired him. They replaced him with a tiny gadget – this big – that does everything my father does, only it does it much better. The depressing thing is, my mother ran out and bought one.”

And cucumbers don’t mind hiding in the refrigerator when your mom comes over.

“ My last boyfriend sent me a Nerf vibrator and it just wasn’t the same”…

B.O.B.

Battery Operated Boyfriend.

My late wife had quite a few toy companions…..to be with when I was out on the road for work…but they all were plug in the wall type. I used to joke that you could tell when I was gone from home when the local nuclear power plant had to fire up another reactor.

I’m picking up good vibrations,She’s giving me the excitations, I’m picking up good vibrations, She’s giving me the excitations, I’m picking up good vibrations, She’s giving me the excitations,I’m picking up good vibrations, She’s giving me the excitations.

Close my eyes, she’s coming closer now

She needs all those good vibes to get through the pandemic situation.