Ripley's Believe It or Not by Ripley’s Believe It or Not! for June 09, 2021

Obviously Freckles deserved to continue living much more that all of the other normally colored lobsters.

how does one like Shannon speak that fast?

I think Sean needs to switch to decaf.

Well, of course they couldn’t keep Freckles at Red Lobster. He/she could only be eaten at Calico Lobster.

My ex-wife would have given him a run for his money.

What’s the use in being able to speak 655 words per minute if no one wants t listen to you?

Freckles shows how little lobstermen know or care.

Who the can listen to, let alone understand Shannon’s rate of speech? How measured? Looks like the Ripley version of those horrid online videos.

However, Sean only speaks one word, “eh.”

My ex spoke much faster. Then she exploded. Now she’s working for TruTV.

Take care, may flintlock restorer Davey Crockord be with you, and gesundheit.

Yeah right, Sean has never met my wife…LOL

Ho-hum. Pepsi has produced lots of stuff that didn’t work out.

Talking that fast just means whatever he has to say, no one is going to listen longer than 10 seconds before their ears bleed.

One hopes that, while in our local living museum, the lobster has a chance to produce some other interesting designs. Be a shame to just sit there and eventually die of boredom.

This is reported to be a true golf story and, for those of you who are familiar with Lee Trevino, you will believe it! Lee was struck by lightning on a golf course one time and took months to recover! When he finally made it back to the PGA tour, he was interviewed by sports television and the reporter said “Lee what are you going to do if a storm with lightning appears on the course?” Lee replied “I’ll hold up a one iron!” “Are you crazy asked the sports reporter?” “Not at all said Lee!” “Not even God can hit a one iron!” This story has been retold many times so, if you,ve heard it, I’m sorry! Jes kidding…I’m not sorry but I’m outa here!

‘…all of the other lobsters, used to laugh and call him names…’ – Aquaman’s Nutcracker

So, the soft drink industry is in racketeering.

Sean’s wife complains that isn’t all he is too fast at.

Norman is the typical MOTOR-MOUTH no one can understand.

Sean has obviously never met my wife.

To all who are saying your wives can beat Sean: I hope, for your sake, your wives don’t read GO COMICS! You’ll be in the dog house for months!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qi6Vw8l5YRg

So it ISN’T the Micro Machine Man.

Unfortunately, no one can understand him…

Talking that fast…who could understand what he’s saying?