Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 12, 2021

In Spanish speaking countries it’s a mouse who does the tooth fairy’s job.

MOM DAD There is a boogie man, and he is floating in my room right now!

The Rock wasn’t available?

I always thought the Tooth Fairy was female!

Dude’s too old for the tooth fairy. Besides when you lose your teeth at that age YOU have to pay to get them back. And we’re not dealing with a Peter Pan fantasy here either, unless you got a thing for hanging around little boys. So I’m thinking, maybe the angel of death? Could be worse, but probably not.

Spider-Wizard and Iron Knight, eh?

Just call me The Tooth Wiz…

I seem to remember getting either a dime or a quarter from the tooth fairy.

I think I saw on a TV program recently (“Kids say the Darndest Things”?) a child saying he got 40 or 100 dollars.

This looks more like an old man. . .losing his teeth. . .

Star Wars and alien posters on the wall are a nice touch of weird.

He?

I love the superhero posters on the wall! Spider-Man on the left! The image on the right I first thought was Mandalorian, I suppose it could also be Star Lord to keep with the Marvel theme.

Nice ‘spiderman’ and ‘Iron Man’ posters!!

Whatever you do, kid when he asks you to pull his wand, DONT DO IT!!!!

If that gets the rest of his teeth chattering, more work for Wiz!

I guess even the tooth fairy needs a summer vacay.

He’s got spider man and some other superhero posters.